Langa's Aussie code

1: We will always support an aussie first no matter the circumstances, then the underdog, then the GG guy. it doesnt matter if ur chuckfucking norris in a kickboxing fight with bill gates, we will back the scrawny kid every time. This is basicly because our culture revolves around a layed back lifestyle of drinking/eating and gambling. underdog = the fat kid who drinks and eats to much with the best odds

2: We hate cocky mother fuckers more than anyone in the world. Everyone has there own thing, this is ours. The USA hates "terrorists", The Arabs hate "infidel's", The koreans hate everyone, and we hate cocky motherfuckers. If you go around telling people how good you are its because your insecure and no one tells you this themselves get a fucking job, get some surgery, buy a hooker and move the fuck on. A wise man once said "Arrogance is the lowest form of wit, followed closely by sarcasm"

3: We are an extremely....... whats the word..... "dont give a fuck about anything" race. If an aussie kid is raging at you its either for sport (he is laughing at how worked up your dumb arse gets) or he is a gaijun "boat person" we simply couldnt give a shit about 99% of the shit that goes on in life. Global warming, who gives a shit. Water restrictions//drought, we fill the pool up after bombing the cunt. Out of toohey's, fuck it ill drink VB. If you think anything you have to say offends our county, that is fucking excellent for you but like i said, WE DONT GIVE A FUCK

here are some good ones ive heard over the years

"Your a bloody wanker mate" <--some dumb yank on cod5. this is the best he had :S THE USA HASNT WON A WAR EVER KID LOL!!!

"Go ride a kangaroo" fucking wish i could, wouldnt have to rely on the arabs to fill my car up to get to work

"who the fuck comes from australia?" Heath ledger aka the joker aka the best actor ever imo. Nicole kidman, hugh jackman, russel crow (kinda), eric bana, Jennifer hawkings Miss universe 08, every cunt, fuck you

4: When it comes down to it our country gets the best of everything. We have hot chicks, we have good beaches, we have good beer, we get all the technology u guys get, we live in a fair equal rights county AND we have fucking good beer bugger all homeless, bugger all unemployed, and bugger all virgins. Our country rocks, support it or get the fuck out!

5: If there was a world war 3 who would Want too or even bother to send missiles all the way down here???? Ya...Thats right

tl dr

lol

this is basicly the result of alot of call of duty 5 today lol


boredom kicked in about 5 hours ago o.O

edit: if u think this game is bad to flaming//raging. get a copy of cod5 and clean sweap the enemy team on hardcore search and destroy. 6x12yr old kids calling you a virgin lmfao good times

This post was edited by langa777 on Jan 14 2009 07:07am

Aussie aussie aussie

I VOUCH THIS 100% AUSTRALIA IS BETTER THAN AMERICA

OOOOOOOO shit, its on now LMFAO

that video was definitely lol

chaser > all lol

after that osama stunt they pulled i will vouch those kids to the grave