This guide covers how to get trusted or mediator tags.
I will write one over the next few days on how to get loser/scammer tags.

If anyone has information pertaining to loser tags, please post it here, as I have never seen one.
If anyone has a link to a loser tagged member, please post it.
Do not pm any information until this topic is closed, as I have low inbox space.

Any information on how one is locked for unperm as perm would also help, as to my knowledge only a few have actually gotten tagged for it.

Any information on the numerous ways to get Banned are also helpful, but I would suggest pming some of those, as some of you would directly quote the phrases about njaguar's immediatly family that get people banned (and i would lose permission to view this topic, which is where I'm storing your replies/info)

Please do not post any pictures here.
I'm aware that a few of the simple-minded among us would like to prove that posting photos taken at Paul's wedding can get you banned, but needless to say it has been proven time and time again.

After reading this, you might begin to wonder such topics as "why the fuck would you write a guide about getting locked?" or "tl;dr"
However, I will answer that here:

Q: why the fuck would you write a guide about getting locked?
A: Because one of the most popular ways to quit jsp is to find inventive ways of getting yourself locked

Q: Your answer was too long for me to read the entire thing
A: I'll shorten it for you: "LOL I GO OUT WITH A BANG WHEN I QUIT LOL"

Q: What is loser tag?
A: You'll find out, but legend has it that you only get it when you break quite a few rules at once, but not enough to get banned. consider it a step up from warnings, a step down from getting banned.

Q: Why do you post in pink
A: *sigh* because it is the color of spam, because it contrasts well with my black background, because I enjoy the color.

Q: No LOL ITS CUZ UR HOMO FAGGOT NEWB
A: I concede to your superior knowledge. you forgot to call me a "FUCKING HOMO COCKSUCKER"

Q: Why is your pm box so close to full?
A: Because i have about 20 unread "please stop the spam" pms
I actually read them, but i marked them as unread.
When I get too many of them I copy/paste them into my notebox.
The last time I admitted this in a thread I was warned for "mocking moderators"
That is not so, i have a healthy respect for the jsp staff, I just have this spamming habit...
Besides, I like collecting things, and verbal warns are a nice thing to collect.




BANEY FROM USEAST
ROFL'D SO HARD

Now to Ollie Williams for the Care Cup report. Ollie?

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Thanks Ollie.

hes almost as fat as u holy shit

PNBJELLY TIME