One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.
She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees.
The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree."
The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls panties.
After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened.
Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your panties."
The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met the same boy again.
He told her to climb again and so she did.
when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says:
"My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your panties again."
The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time I did not wear any panties!".

2 tomatoes walked over a road. 1 of them got hit by a truck and the other 1 said: Cmon KETCHUP!!!!

sucks my better

knock knock...

who`s there??

Me, I kill U ...

Go die with ur shity family

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Stop touching meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

hello , whoo are you ?

Im a gozu player .

hello what happed wirh u?

I neda hoto.

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(now u must do it)

This one was better:

A:Two jews walk in a bar…
J: No, no, no.
A: What? What you don't let jews in your bar? You racist bastard!
J: No, what I mean is I don't want racist jokes in my act.
A: Oh, okay how about if I kill the jews? No, I'm kidding I wouldn't kill the jews … No … I would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death! Hahahahaha. Yes yes, I did the same thing with two catholic priests, but I tossed a small boy! Yes yes, and the winner had to fight Michael Jackson.

my still better imo

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