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Aug 10 2010 01:29am
Un tigan isi cumpara Ferrari. Dupa 2 saptamani i se strica cutia de viteze si o trimite la reprezentanta. Ii repara italienii masina..i-o trimit inapoi... dupa alte 2 sapt iar i se strica cutia de viteze. Italienii ii repara cutia din nou....... si trimit un reprezentat sa mearga cu tiganul sa vada de ce se tot strica cutia. Merge tiganu pe autostrada. a 1-a, a 2-a, a 3-a... a 6-a... 350km/h si il intreaba pe reprezentant:
- Ce spui? Esti speriat?
La care reprezentantul:
- Nu sunt speriat deloc...stiu ca masina poate...
La care tiganul:
- Stai sa vezi cand bag "R" de la Racheta.
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#2
Aug 10 2010 01:47am
:lol:
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#3
Aug 10 2010 02:35am
e vechi si nici macar nu era asa :(
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#4
Aug 10 2010 02:37am
Quote (MrDjBthu @ 10 Aug 2010 08:35)
e vechi si nici macar nu era asa :(


:huh: plm, l-am pus si eu asa cum l-am primit :)

This post was edited by bitza on Aug 10 2010 02:38am
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#5
Aug 10 2010 05:12am
I don't get it.
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Aug 10 2010 05:26am
Quote (MrDjBthu @ Aug 10 2010 11:35am)
e vechi si nici macar nu era asa :(


:(
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#7
Aug 10 2010 05:35am
Quote (mmc01 @ 10 Aug 2010 11:12)
I don't get it.


R = reverse, marsharier?
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#8
Aug 10 2010 05:54am
Bună, bună asta =))
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#9
Aug 11 2010 01:17pm
superb nu are nici o noima unele bancuri sunt fkt sa razi cand le citesti altele cand le auzi
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#10
Aug 16 2010 01:55pm
O femeie si un barbat in compartimentul de tren.

El incearca sa intre in vorba cu ea si o intreaba: "Cum va numiti dumneavoastra?

Ea: "Carmen".

El: "Oh, este un nume foarte frumos.

Ea: "De fapt ma cheama Petra, dar numele asta nu-mi place. Masinile si barbatii sunt lucrurile pe care le iubesc cel mai mult pe lume si de aceea mi-am ales numele "Car" si "Men", Carmen".

El: "Aha".

Ea: "Si dvs. cum va numitzi?

El: "Berepizda".


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