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Cum agata Harry Potter ?


* Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
* If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
* My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
* I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.
* My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
* Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
* Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
* Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.
* Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
* I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.
* Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
* I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.
* If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
* You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
* You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.
* I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
* I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
* You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!
* Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you’ve made me stiff.
* Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
* Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
* Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
* Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
* was that a bludger, or did the sight of you just knock me off my broom?” – naota
* I’d catch your snitch anytime – winter_ice7003

This post was edited by moralapapucului on Sep 23 2009 11:14am

te suna prietena
raspunzi
ea: ceau , ce faci?
tu: bine draga , uite , cu o mana tin telefonul si vorbesc cu tine , iar cu cealalta ma gandesc la tine

Trei lilieci pe o creanga, doi cu capul in jos, unul cu capul in sus. unul din cei cu capul in jos zice: "Uite ma, asta iar a lesinat" !


Merge Bula la posta si ii spune postasului
-Nu va suparati, astept o scrisoare!
-Nu ma supar, asteptati!


Un om foarte gras statea in fata unei gradinitze de copii. La un moment dat vine la el o educatoare si-l intreaba:
-Nu va suparati, asteptati un copil?
Ca replica, barbatul gras spune:
-NU...asa sunt eu mai gras!


Un om mergea linistit prin desert cand deodata ia o palma. Se uita in dreapta, in stanga, in spate, nimeni. Se uita in sus: senin.
Mai merge si iarasi ia o palma. Se uita in dreapta, in stanga, in spate, nimeni. Se uita in sus: senin.
Merge mai departe: la fel, iarasi ia o palma. Se uita in dreapta, in stanga, in spate, nimeni. Se uita in sus: senin.
Si asa a luat trei palme din senin.