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Sunt in engleza ambele, sper sa nu deranjeze pe nimeni
- Do you speak English?
- Yes!
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast.
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Q: How do you get a retard to commit suicide?
A: Put a knife in his hand and ask him "Who’s Special?"