true life

So you think you had a hard childhood? Well fuck you it's got nothing on mine! My mom practically kicked me out before I was 13 and I never met my dad! My only friend until I was 10 was the prick next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn't worth shit. It's not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it, I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.

You think that's the worst? My only friend was an asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only was perk was that I also got to hang around this cute ginger chick. She was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something because she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me she loved to get wet.

But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple I could not seem to avoid! You know, these types of couples that are completely sickening, they wear matching outfits and finish each other sentences. Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was atleast twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the fuck up!

Like I said I kept moving around town to town getting in fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master

old

tl;dr version plz

Old, But still funny

lol I laughed, it was the first time I read it.

Didn't get the reference at first, had to read it twice lol even with the ending

i saw it on face book and laughed like crazy.

Someone posted it in the 360 SF like a month ago, and the topic was called, My depressing life or somthing like that. So when i was reading it i thought at first it was his life and then i was like.. hmm and then i read the end and i lol

mine is worse you should delete some parts cause this sounds like the paradise

I dislike copy/pasta

I dislike Justin Bieber.