Meter stick so I could measure my male reproductive organ.

I'm also selling boarding tickets so you can go for a ride. Season passes available.

All aboard!

This post was edited by Ugg on Apr 12 2010 08:24pm

bin all 5

I am disappoint

Centimeters?

Brndn

why a metre stick

im sure u could get the job done with a 5cm ruler

Measuring it tells you nothing. You have to weigh it.

Why would I measure yours for you?!



Sure, the boarding passes don't need to be that big.



I usually weigh it by pounds per inch it delivers when I pump someone with it.

don't kid yourself
you don't have one, just stick it in what you actually have and repeatedly pull it in/out
stop brainwashing youself, tranny

edit: wtf is that in your avatar btw
is that from spore? mmm

This post was edited by lordkira on Apr 14 2010 08:08pm

Let's be real. If I had a vagina, it'd be gigantic, too.

thanks for this.