So i invite a buddy of mine over so i can try Super Mario Strikers Charged. I play for... 10 minutes? I can care less how long because it sucked shit.
Why? Well its dumb and stupid the fact that everyone chose fucken DK... The fucken hugest and slowest piece of shit. But he smashes through everything, and thats a bit overpowered...
"So he's an ape" No hes a fucken beast. And its dumb how i cant run around with a faster guy, without losing the damn ball to him.
"Big deal one guy." No not big deal. It gets worse
So the "little kids" (i see why they get the gay chars, just for "wins") get boo. Speedy, and does a invisible speedy thing.
"its called tactics" What the fuck is tactics if boo runs on the side so the goalie is at the very edge, just so he can lob it over with the goalie dumb enough to smack the char for the fat ass ape
to smack his hands with the ball.... hand ball? NO....
So explain to me.... why is this is the fun game, if everyone is the same

Tell me something so i can woop their asses... id like to laugh at them...