I play pokemon and was going to buy diamond/pearl.

1.How can I get pokemon from other games to dimaond/pearl and what pokemon games for ds Gc and systems can be traded to diamond/pearl.
2.Can someone plz explain in detail ev training since It can make you alot more fg?
3.What is the name of the gamecube game that acts as a storage for emerald and other games that I can use to easily trade between Games so I know what to look for on eebay/amazon.
4.I never used an ar before but might so I can get these weird pokemon like Arceus but why don't people like "hacked" pokemon its not like they poof?
5. How much stylus use is forced on you in diamond/pearl?
6.Can I trade from the Gamecube pokemon games and the new wii one to diamond/pearl and how?
7.What is a passport or supercard???? I heard some people talk about this I think Vwapp had passport version or something.
8.I looked at Ev training a little and for some enemies it says like Attack ev +1 and theres like a 510 point max does that mean after 510 fights with 1 pokemon their ev can't go higher?

You get pokemon from other games once you beat the Elite 4 and get your national dex. You can trade from any pokemon game for the gba
Ev training means best attributes a pokemon can get (maxed out)
Wtf u talking about
Don't use it. Makes you a asshole
I never used it. Its just in battles and stuff
No
Passcard. Google it
No. It means that pokemon's max attack is 510

Ok I understand but I can still trade from like Pokemon coliseum to ruby then to diamond/pearl?
Also my Friend has Comcast and we where gonna split the cost of a router so we can trade Pokemon. But we have no idea so can someone recommend me to a cheap probably $70 or less router that will be good. I'm not sure what to look for in a router but we just want one to trade across the world/nation or w/e with Pokemon on Ds so can someone just tell us what router to buy and where to get it?

Best Buy isn't that bad. Or Circuit City.

All you need is a router? I have a router, but I can't go online.