No1 likes me there

I always start with "hey baby" for lulz.

LOL I just got a good 1!

Stranger: hi
you: hey
stranger: sex
you: k, im good with that
stranger: is my favorite
you: oh shit....
stranger: r u F?
you: f? F for u wana fuck me?
stranger: m or f?
you: m duh
stranger: gay?
stranger: im gay
you: no homo
you: but....
you: im a e-net rappest
you: whats ur address?
you: phone number?
stranger: u in usa?
you: duh
you: french r gay
stranger: city?
you: detroit
stranger: in america?
you: yes..........
you: r u fucking retarded?
stranger: can i see u?
you: only for fgs
you: 30 fg for n00ds
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I lold

oh my lol

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: wanna sex me up?
Stranger: at least you're honest
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DODGE ME LESS

Stranger: hi
r u a girl
You: possibly
You: this is blizzard support right?
You: i got temp banned
Stranger: idk
You: can you fix my cd key
You: i got a link to here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This post was edited by commando17 on Aug 19 2009 05:06pm

You've got sloppy since I've been away.

No more spam Toshta

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 안녕
You: hey
You: im guessing not america
You: right
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Harry?
Stranger: please stop downloading child pornography sir.
You: is this Harry?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: sorry.
You: Damn... im looking for Harry Potter...
Stranger: oh reallyyyyy?
Stranger: i shot him
You: do you know where he is?
You: OMFG
Stranger: hes dead dude.
You: thats dangerous
You: dont do that'
You: guns are dangerous
Stranger: yeah yeah
You: im going to call the police and report that Harry is dead
You: where is his body?
Stranger: in your moms closet
You: oh no!
You: Thats dangerous
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f/m
You: /
You: i pick /
You: the middle always wins
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: name?
Stranger: lets talk more first
You: ok.
You: age
Stranger: so are you just trying to get cybersex?
You: nah
You: i wanna know who im talking to
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lulz at the one above...

lol