creative comeback

I try

Try.. and fail

first i love mario. ive been playing mario since the nes unlike u and ur fancy paper mario..kids theese days

cod5 doesnt even > dog shit

futurama is the FURTHEST thing from a simpsons rip off let alone a shitty one

Well, don't insult me for being a mario lover or intend it to be, Cod5 > you. Futurama is one of the most boring and unfunny shows aimed at being a comedy that I've ever seen. You fail.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey
Stranger: horny girl?
You: huh?

You: no im a 58 year old pedophile
You: tits or gtfo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

lol.
im bored mac

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: where u from?

Stranger: west philadelphia
Stranger: you?
You: Russia
Stranger: So do you have mudkips in russia?
You: yes
Stranger: I heard you guys a low on battletoads
You: are you born and raised in philadelphia?

Stranger: quite right
Stranger: i am
You: did you get into one little fight?

Stranger: I spent most of my time playing b ball
Stranger: yeah
You: ur mom get scared?

Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sent to me bel-air
You: Are you black?

Stranger: yes
You: Fuck.
You have disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

U fail

Serg!! and lol at the first one

read this whole thing
it is worth it

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ok
You: before we start this are you black?

Stranger: am I black?
You: yes
Stranger: I hate all black people.
You: good
Stranger: they disgust me
You: i hate niggers.
Stranger: those illiterate barbarian savages
Stranger: peasants
Stranger: criminals, crack smoking goons
You: yup
Stranger: uneducated and ugly
Stranger: where are you from?
You: California
Stranger: california?
You: yes
Stranger: I thought that was a liberal, homosexual, multicultural hippy bullshit state
You: it is
You: and its overpopulated with niggers
Stranger: you have to get out then
You: it smells like fried chicken
You: i have to flee
Stranger: protect your family
You: but
Stranger: where does your family hail from?
You: that would be a sign of weekness
Stranger: ancestrally
You: Russia
Stranger: me to
Stranger: good
Stranger: what are you doing there?
Stranger: you want your womenfolk mixing, getting raped? or worse with those animals?
Stranger: dont expose them to that
You: i must fight
Stranger: yeah, you have to fight
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: get the fuck out
Stranger: its not a sign of weakness
You: i will not let them win
Stranger: there is no saving california
Stranger: we all know that
Stranger: flee north
Stranger: they cant stand the cold
Stranger: their inferior skin wont allow it
You: they are trying to use this "global warmings" bullshit
Stranger: Im listening to some russian dances right now from glinka
You: ans a disguise
Stranger: its all hippy bullshit
You: so we imigrate out of the cold
You: and they can then overpower us in their natural habbitat
You: The cotton fiends.
Stranger: the best thing you can do, is not mix with them
Stranger: keep your women away from them
Stranger: till either help arrives
Stranger: or you can leave
You: women and children
You: they are savages
Stranger: yeah they are really
Stranger: barbarian animals
Stranger: im going to go find some niggers right now
Stranger: and beat them
Stranger: to death
Stranger: LETS DO THIS SHIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.