Other ugg is better. Get at me.

this guy keeps peoples feet warm and gives us great stories. Do you smelllllll what the Uggz is cookin'!

Yeah he was lvl 18 but the diglett I caught was 22 so hes got a bit more potential, plus the dig ability!

I go back to the previous town and pick up my free bike, Riding on 20's Bitch!
I find myself on the S.S.Anne. Its chock full of trainers that need an ass whoopin!
I find this old guy thats all hung over and needs a little TLC. I give him a back rub (no happy ending)
He gives me the Cut HM and I gladly take it, Hey Stone Cold... Get this in your system!
Now Im skatin thru these places and find myself ready to fight that punk LT.Surge
I bring out Webster first and cast Sleep Powder! Raichu's Fast Asleep! Aww Shit!
I cast Confusion. Raichu's Confused! Aw shucky ducky! This sleep is his last!
I beat him with just Webster and get an easy badge for my display case! Sucka!

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I hook up with this hot police chick who gets me to take a Squirtle that decide I name Crush!
Crush was the name of the turtle from Finding Nemo, I think it fits! Fuck you if you dont!
I go to the pokecenter to trade out Top Gun which I wont need until I get the Fly Ability!
Off to the killing fields I go to lvl up this measley lvl 10 water type to get it up to full potential!
I get my new foudn friend to lvl 16 and it evolves into Wartortle! Easily one of my old favorites!

Crush and myself decide to play Whack-A-Mole with the digletts in Diglett Cave until around lvl 20.
We then make our way to Rock Tunnel to pwn some noobs in the dark, real men dont use Flash!
After having my Webster use Flash this cave is a lot less scary! I manage to find my way... Barely!
I had a few close calls with a few Hikers whos Geodudes and Gravelers use Selfdestruct! Noobs!

And now for something completely different! (google it you ingrates and learn what true comedy is!)

Vesuvius- lvl 24 / 68 hp
Stone Cold- lvl 25 / 42 hp
BruteForce- lvl25 / 59 hp
Crush- lvl 25 / 68 hp
Webster- lvl 25 / 73 hp
Shock Top- lvl 27 / 64 hp

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i also started playing yellow like a year ago n stoped, i should start again

I come to this place called Lavender Town which is a depressing purple-ish color. Who designed this place? Sad Poverotti?
How can such a drab and depressing town afford to construct this huge tower? Id buy happy colored paint myself!
I enter and find that its some creepy graveyard for trainers dead pokemon. Really? Who pays to bury thier pokemon?
And what kind of adventure would it be if my nemesis Cyber J werent here stalking me? None Id want to be a part of!
Cyber J has seemingly caught a young Cubone, and is poaching the evolved Marowak, does this asshole have no heart?
He whips out his usual barrage of useless pokemon but so much training in Rock Tunnel leads me to an easy victory!