So my name is Ughz and I just met this guy who I am eneimies with appearantly!
His name is Cyber J and he stole the pokemon I was Supposed to be given.
I will take this Pikachu and I name him Shock Top!
He attacks me with his newly stolen Pokemon, thankfuly Shock Top is stronger than his Eevee!
His new Pokemon falls while I only have 1 HP left, LUCKY!

I wandered off into the wild and came across a PokeMart, it seems they had a Parcel for me to deliver to Prof. Oak.
I deliver the parcel to Oak and its a custom "PokeBall", ane he recruited me to record all the Pokeon Data I can collect.
And as per usual Cyber J says he doesnt need me, hes way more cocky than he should be. I dont mind.
I go to Cyber's house and grab a Town Map despite him saying she wouldnt help me out!

On my way back from Pallet Town I encounter a Pidgey! What Luck !?!?
I capture it after almost KO'ing it in one hit! I will name him.....Top Gun!
So I wander North and find myself in a dark creepy forest, lets hope for the best.
I encounter a Caterpie it is easily captured, I will name it... Webster!
I talk to a girl in a curiously and somehow arrousingly short skirt, and she attacks me!
I defeated her and for some reason she gave me $90...SWEET!
I wander around a bit more and run into a goofy looking kid with a bug catching net, he calls himself Bug Catcher.
He sends out a caterpie, no match for Top Gun! I easily dispatch both of his caterpie and he gives me $70, wow these people are wierd!

After fighting a few more "trainer battles", raking in some dough and evolving Webster, I make it to the next city, Pewter City.
I find out theres a museum in this town and I love museums so I pay my fare...$50 WTF is so special about this place?
Turns out....Not a damn thing, it had two ancient fossils of pokemon past and a new "Space" exhibit, what malarky.
I try to find a new place to train but this kid keeps stopping me and taking me to the gym to fight Brock the bearer of the BoulderBadge.
The point of my trying to leave is so that I can fight Brock...And Win! What?! Webster is Evolving? Booyah I gots me a Butterfree!
Webster's new found ability, Confusion should make mince meat of Brock's rock types! And it does! One hit TKO on both Geodude and Onix!
Finally the kid is leaving me alone and I move onto the next area... Holy Crap! Theres like eight trainers here waitin to whoop my butt!
Whew! That was rough but I made it through in one piece.And what Luck! The first pokemon I encounter is a Mankey!!!!!!
After a careful battle trying to make sure I dont make him faint, I capture it! I think I will name him Brute Force! Hells Yeah!

Onto Mt.Moon I go....Holy Cow its huge in here! As Im walking along I trip on a rock...Only its not a rock its....Geodude!
After slowly depleting his HP I captorz him! And what better name for a Geodude than.....Punk Rock!! Awesome, I know!
I return to the Pokemon Center just outside of MT.Moon and head back in with my new buddy to mess some people up!
WTF is this?!?! Who the heck are the Rockets? Its seems they were up to no good, started makin trouble in the neighborhood!
I got in one little fight and went further from there, 'Til I ended up fightin this totally emo pair! Ekans and Koffing were no match!
I helped out a Nerd and a fossil he let me snatch! I took the Dome and he took the Helix, then I disappeared like my names Stevie Nix!

I finally make it to Cerulean City, I walk around for a while, heal my pokemon and I go to cross some bridge....BUT NOOOO
I have to fight that asshole Cyber J, but hes easily bested by my ragtag group and then afterwards tries to tell me to take it easy!
Great! Now just to cross this bridge I have to fight 5 wannabe's! Obviously I cant count because they keep telling me what number they are!
Well that was easy, almost as easy as Cyber J's Sister! I think Im in the clear and then this creepy guy tries to recruit me into the Rockets...Fuck off!
I see this guy standing around doing nothing, I ask what hes doin. He cant take care of this Charmander, but I can. I will name him...Vesuvius!
I train the hell out of Shock Top to get him ready for Misty, the carrier of the Cascade Badge! Lets see what happens when I continue!

This post was edited by Ughz on May 8 2011 06:28am

You want blood eh? How about that of a Starmie and Staryu? I whoop Misty's...erm tuckus (google it)!
I stay in the area and hear about this "POKEMANIAC" named Bill. The path is fraught (google it) with danger!
Many a trainer were about, dead set on being the cause of my demise (google it). But these kids cant hack it!
I make it to Bills estate (google it). WTF A TALKING POKEMON!?!?!?! Turns out Bill is truely a pokemaniac!
He actually tried to splice (google it) his genes with a pokemon and was in great need of my assistance!
For my good deeds I receive a ticket for the S.S. Anne. which is a rendezvous (google it) for trainers!

My friends, I have terrible news! My precious Geodude, Punk Rock is the first victim of the dreaded faint!
I underestimated the trainers that were standing between me and Vermilion and he paid the price for my ego!
Obviously Im going to need a new Rock Type to battle LT.Surge in the near future. Lets head to Diglett Cave!
Of course the first thing I run into is a Diglett! I use Vesuvius to Ember it down to the orange and then it used dig!
So here I am with Vesuvius in the orange and waiting for it, it pops back up and doesnt faint Suvi, throw my ball and its mine!
So what kind of person would I be if I didnt name a cave digging, Rock type pokemon Stone Cold? An unoriginal person duh!
I head back to town and walk into a random house, this guy goes on and on about his pokemon, then gives me a Bike Voucher!