Quote (partank @ Dec 25 2014 10:42pm)
i posted on twitter that i started hacking it 2 hours ago
confirmed
I just posted on twitter that it was me who was behind everything....
the domino effect to its finest....
step 1. I support a brand new company named "Sony"
step 2. I helped that company become famous for electronics..
step 3. I manipulated the CEO's mind through heavy Hypnosis, in order to make him keen on Video games thereby inventing the "Playstation"
step 4. I wait many years for Playstation to reach it's Fourth generation
step 5. I kidnap a film directors family for ransom, forcing him to write the script for a movie I called "The Interview"
step 6. I attempt to release this movie on the busiest holiday of the year
step 7. I write an E-mail to "Kim Jong Un" (the leader of North Korea) stating that as a representative of Sony, I hereby think he is a pussy and will never become a worldpower like Sony
step 8. I let the goblins in Kim Jong Un's head to work their magic (example.. "If I allow this movie to be released My country will forever be underestimated")
step 9. Kim Jong Un retaliates on Sony because the goblins in his head have forced him to take swift action against Sony lest his country lose its integrity.....
step 10. sit back on Christmas and laugh at the world for being so stupid to fall for such an amateur trick...... (even though I wasted most of my life acting out this exquisite plan)
its been confirmed
it was me.......... merry christmas........
This post was edited by caswallen on Dec 25 2014 11:09pm