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Oct 21 2011 07:03pm
Quote (aznblader1 @ Oct 21 2011 07:02pm)
well now, i just finish 4 kings, there were relatively easy...did them in 1 try.
off to farm black knights?!?!


congrats :)
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Oct 21 2011 07:39pm
yea they arent that bad once you realize you gotta be in their faces
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Oct 21 2011 08:04pm
finally, i collected all the magic spells ><, so many souls.. i think i blew like 250k+ on big hat logan -.-

i need 1 more pyromancy ( once i beat bed of chaos again, ill get the last one)

and i need like 6 more miracles..
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Oct 21 2011 08:20pm
i love this game but dont think i will attempt a plat on it..a lot of crafting i have no desire to do
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Oct 21 2011 08:28pm
Quote (krat @ Oct 21 2011 07:04pm)
finally, i collected all the magic spells ><, so many souls.. i think i blew like 250k+ on big hat logan -.-

i need 1 more pyromancy ( once i beat bed of chaos again, ill get the last one)

and i need like 6 more miracles..


Quote (sleepy1 @ Oct 21 2011 07:20pm)
i love this game but dont think i will attempt a plat on it..a lot of crafting i have no desire to do


oh man i want to get this plat like i got it for DS, haha krat helped me play ds =]
don't think i'll be that lucky this time around since servers seem crazy random
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Oct 21 2011 08:40pm
okay, so giants armor set is the highest def armor in the game, better than golem and havels set. my armor is only @ +3 and is already so much better.

and holy shit, that crystal catalyst that big hat logan drops is so damn good. im not even a caster (pure meele) and i do 425 dmg with dragon breath (its a soul arrow type move). now i can be a hybrid lol.


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Oct 21 2011 11:36pm
Before I begin, I would like to start by saying that I am a very calm person. At all times, I try to maintain a professional demeanor and consider myself to have extremely good control of my emotions. I am currently in graduate school to obtain an MBA, and this has furthered my ability to uphold these traits.

A few days ago, I managed to finally beat Dark Souls. Not once during my 50+ deaths did I ever get upset. I purchased this game knowing I was going to die more times than I can count. I also played Demon's Souls for hundreds of hours, so I knew what to expect.

But then, today came.

I was playing NG+ and managed to get to Anor Londo. I really didn't have a very hard time with this area, and at last, I reached Smough and Ornstein. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. It was my grandmother who had baked a pumpkin pie. She was delivering it to me as a seasonal gesture. After chatting for several minutes, my mother came in the room and the two started talking. I went back to my room and started my first fight on NG+ against Smough and Ornstein.

I died in seconds.

Oh well, that's expected, I suppose. So I ran back and tried again, this time with a new tactic. I managed to last a little bit longer, but was promptly one-shotted by a lightning bolt thrown by Ornstein.

Several deaths later, I finally managed to take down Ornstein. It was just Smough remaining. Now it's easy, right? I carefully dodged Smough's attacks and conservatively jabbed him when he had a weak spot open. After what seemed to last forever, I had him down to roughly 10% health. Then, the unthinkable happened.

My grandmother came in my room and stood right in front of my television. "Hahaha, can you see? Can you see!?" she mocked. To the side of the screen I could see the ribbon that undoubtedly read "YOU DIED". I screamed. I yelled. I thrashed about. But all of that pales in comparison to what I did next.

I couldn't control myself. I got up and slapped my own grandmother across the face as hard as I could. She fell back a bit, catching herself on my dresser. At first she looked like a little child who had been punished for the first time. Then, her bottom lip began to quiver and she began crying. My heart sank. What had I done? I hit my own grandmother over a stupid video game.

I tried to apologize and explain what had happened, but you know as well as I do that it doesn't matter. What I did can never be taken back. Now my entire family refuses to speak to me, and my mother is in the process of looking into getting psychiatric aid for me. Maybe I need it. Either way, I broke my disk in half and threw it away. I hate myself for what I have done.

I know this post is long and I don't expect many of you to read it. But if you do, thank you. I don't really know who else to turn to other than the strangers of the internet, and I hope you will keep your mockery and trolling to a minimum. Please understand this is incredibly hard for me. I just don't know what to do.
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Oct 21 2011 11:47pm
Quote (Basement @ Oct 22 2011 12:36am)
Before I begin, I would like to start by saying that I am a very calm person. At all times, I try to maintain a professional demeanor and consider myself to have extremely good control of my emotions. I am currently in graduate school to obtain an MBA, and this has furthered my ability to uphold these traits.

A few days ago, I managed to finally beat Dark Souls. Not once during my 50+ deaths did I ever get upset. I purchased this game knowing I was going to die more times than I can count. I also played Demon's Souls for hundreds of hours, so I knew what to expect.

But then, today came.

I was playing NG+ and managed to get to Anor Londo. I really didn't have a very hard time with this area, and at last, I reached Smough and Ornstein. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. It was my grandmother who had baked a pumpkin pie. She was delivering it to me as a seasonal gesture. After chatting for several minutes, my mother came in the room and the two started talking. I went back to my room and started my first fight on NG+ against Smough and Ornstein.

I died in seconds.

Oh well, that's expected, I suppose. So I ran back and tried again, this time with a new tactic. I managed to last a little bit longer, but was promptly one-shotted by a lightning bolt thrown by Ornstein.

Several deaths later, I finally managed to take down Ornstein. It was just Smough remaining. Now it's easy, right? I carefully dodged Smough's attacks and conservatively jabbed him when he had a weak spot open. After what seemed to last forever, I had him down to roughly 10% health. Then, the unthinkable happened.

My grandmother came in my room and stood right in front of my television. "Hahaha, can you see? Can you see!?" she mocked. To the side of the screen I could see the ribbon that undoubtedly read "YOU DIED". I screamed. I yelled. I thrashed about. But all of that pales in comparison to what I did next.

I couldn't control myself. I got up and slapped my own grandmother across the face as hard as I could. She fell back a bit, catching herself on my dresser. At first she looked like a little child who had been punished for the first time. Then, her bottom lip began to quiver and she began crying. My heart sank. What had I done? I hit my own grandmother over a stupid video game.

I tried to apologize and explain what had happened, but you know as well as I do that it doesn't matter. What I did can never be taken back. Now my entire family refuses to speak to me, and my mother is in the process of looking into getting psychiatric aid for me. Maybe I need it. Either way, I broke my disk in half and threw it away. I hate myself for what I have done.

I know this post is long and I don't expect many of you to read it. But if you do, thank you. I don't really know who else to turn to other than the strangers of the internet, and I hope you will keep your mockery and trolling to a minimum. Please understand this is incredibly hard for me. I just don't know what to do.


if this is real LOL
and if ur so well controlled why did u welch forum gold?
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Oct 22 2011 12:06am
Quote (dragoneth @ Oct 21 2011 10:47pm)
if this is real LOL


troll/10


got it off gamespot forum ajaja
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Oct 22 2011 12:32am
Quote (Basement @ Oct 21 2011 11:06pm)
troll/10


got it off gamespot forum ajaja


lol that's pretty funny.
didn't think it was real though, cause if it were you'd have better things to do than to post it on jsp.
but none the less funny.

@krat: how heavy is giants armor set?
i don't know if i'll like it in terms of looks lol.
i just got black knight set and it looks pretty sweet, but i kinda want ornstein set.

i also just got all the black knight gear/weps and shields.
man so tempted to make something, just not sure what yet
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