Quote (Yaksha @ Jul 15 2014 12:13am)
Go out to buy a sandwich. Drive there. Get sandwich. Get in car to go home. Car won't start. Wtf. No one at sandwich place has fucking jumper cables. Call roommate we go buy cables. Cables do nothing (I now own jumper cables like I should've owned before.) we go buy new battery. Drop 3/8ths wrench into car gets stuck behind fucking radiator. All bolts on car interior are 3/8ths. Roommate gets it out with tip of a hanger. Hooray. Turns out bolt is metric and it's a 10. Fuck it hammer on 3/8ths. Take battery back it starts end of the fucking world raining. Borrow 10 from autozone. Bolt positive terminal tight as shit on.
4 hours later I eat sandwich and am a little pissed I was supposed to go to bed 2 hours ago.
10/10 wouldn't want to do it again.
But I got delicious sandwich
Jumpers should be able to start a battery even if it's dead and complete garbage.
If it didn't it might be your alternator too.