She'd be like "aw great another toy."

that's probably word for word exactly what she would say, in all seriousness
followed by, baby, how much did you pay for it
<Shrug>

then you reply with $10000

well when you spend $400 on a video game system when that money could go towards groceries, the rent, food for the house..
i'd get the 3rd degree even though I can afford it, its different when you live with a woman with 2kids, those motherly instincts come into play

ok reply with the kids made me do it

I like the way you think

inb4 we never hear from you again

RIP Property_Damage

she's gonna kill me lol

Wrap it up as a gift and give it to her.