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#21
Jun 2 2016 05:47pm
Quote (zero_yomama @ Jun 2 2016 01:44am)
what you think about it m8 was first guide I wrote ever. lol



:lol:
youre a fool


Your opinion of me weighs less than the false sunlight of this fake world we call reality, but not the real world like in Dark Souls 3 where I eliminate my enemies with my potent poison tumble dance of blessed rose womb infection, now you are sated and slowly living more than ever as you perish from my universe because I didn't run out of dun pies, yay, I win, yay.
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#22
Jun 2 2016 10:15pm
Shame, im on xbox and theres no active players it seems there.

Would love to man handle you all in pvp 😢
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#23
Jun 2 2016 11:25pm
Quote (Smegma @ Jun 3 2016 11:47am)
Your opinion of me weighs less than the false sunlight of this fake world we call reality, but not the real world like in Dark Souls 3 where I eliminate my enemies with my potent poison tumble dance of blessed rose womb infection, now you are sated and slowly living more than ever as you perish from my universe because I didn't run out of dun pies, yay, I win, yay.


2much slam
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#24
Jun 3 2016 09:44am
Quote (Sopranos @ Jun 2 2016 10:15pm)
Shame, im on xbox and theres no active players it seems there.

Would love to man handle you all in pvp 😢


you should def play ps4 instead
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#25
Jun 3 2016 04:06pm
Quote (Smegma @ Jun 2 2016 03:47pm)
Your opinion of me weighs less than the false sunlight of this fake world we call reality, but not the real world like in Dark Souls 3 where I eliminate my enemies with my potent poison tumble dance of blessed rose womb infection, now you are sated and slowly living more than ever as you perish from my universe because I didn't run out of dun pies, yay, I win, yay.


k dodge more :)
Quote (Sopranos @ Jun 2 2016 08:15pm)
Shame, im on xbox and theres no active players it seems there.

Would love to man handle you all in pvp 😢


you really wouldn't =\
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#26
Jun 3 2016 05:13pm
Quote (jc3 @ Jun 2 2016 11:25pm)
2much slam


Ty, please raet


Quote (zero_yomama @ Jun 3 2016 04:06pm)
k dodge more :)


you really wouldn't =\


It's all apart of my build though, evading inadvertently becomes rolling attacks from my beautiful abyssal thorn armor and is the pinnacle of my damage output. The immaculate poison in play acts as a distraction which degrades your mentality making you panic, or rush for an attempt to chug something because you can't handle the miasma (too stronK), now once you are out of Estus I throw start throwing Divine Blessings at you out of pity and remorse for how weak you are. It is almost offensive that you would think you mattered enough for me to actually obliterate you. Then once you chug for the 9th time I run off of the cliff and sacrifice myself for your well being, because I am so merciful. Then you become distraught that I am gone, and you end up creating strategy guides on how not to cry because I was the winner, yay.


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#27
Jun 3 2016 05:36pm
Quote (Smegma @ Jun 3 2016 03:13pm)
Ty, please raet




It's all apart of my build though, evading inadvertently becomes rolling attacks from my beautiful abyssal thorn armor and is the pinnacle of my damage output. The immaculate poison in play acts as a distraction which degrades your mentality making you panic, or rush for an attempt to chug something because you can't handle the miasma (too stronK), now once you are out of Estus I throw start throwing Divine Blessings at you out of pity and remorse for how weak you are. It is almost offensive that you would think you mattered enough for me to actually obliterate you. Then once you chug for the 9th time I run off of the cliff and sacrifice myself for your well being, because I am so merciful. Then you become distraught that I am gone, and you end up creating strategy guides on how not to cry because I was the winner, yay.


you try to hard.
tell me does it take you a hour to come up with these responses :lol:
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#28
Jun 3 2016 05:46pm
Smegma doesn't even need to duel anyone, he verbally slayed you all in this topic
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#29
Jun 3 2016 06:22pm
Quote (zero_yomama @ Jun 3 2016 05:36pm)
you try to hard.
tell me does it take you a hour to come up with these responses :lol:


Well to be honest, it sometimes feels like a fortnight waiting for you to use all of your Estus up until I am able to grant you the incredible salvation in the form of a sacrificial and selfless quietus. Sometimes before I'm about to slam, I take walks within the Untended Graves contemplating whether or not to wear the Covetous Silver Serpent Ring so I could absorb more extra delicious dark soul to consume when I have taken you as my prey. Ultimately, time is not a factor when it comes to me praising you with any of my graceful ambiences, it is also aimless to think that exterminating you would be more effective for me if it took two seconds or 2 weeks for you to evaporate into that tantalizing fog I engulf with the Curl Up gesture; sniffing the saturated blooded ground gaining a boon of life is all I have to think of to inherit such an lusty endurance and effort for prolonged battle. Now, as I will allow it, let your nervous and misplaced laughter lull itself to the voiceless farewell of a best ashten one, amen to me.


Quote (Flameyes @ Jun 3 2016 05:46pm)
Smegma doesn't even need to duel anyone, he verbally slayed you all in this topic


Ty, pls raet.


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#30
Jun 4 2016 12:32am
well nvm i guess
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