This

Are you on drugs or something?
"They won't help me, so i'll go ahead and make an account but I don't want to get stuff because I might get banned because I chose an offensive name, but I do want to purchase stuff"

can you explain name? is it like the chappelle show skit?

play as many mp games as possible and let us know results

I didnt name the account myself that probably clears up alot of stuff but problem solved anyway I didnt know you could just change the e-mail to something random and keep my email.