In the flying fuck are my threads closed instantly? But all the troll threads are still up and running?

Can you guys even read?

Because the troll tropics have a hint of subtlety and any moderator that checks in on the reported topics just sees that it's gaming related and moves on to a forum that is frequented by users while yours are blatant off topic and an obvious choice to close.

Well, if they could literally just read for 30 seconds it would be easy np

They probably have a list of recently created topics and can see it is unrelated by title vs subform.