even if that fantastic man says good about it xbox one will still be kind of lame

Should be a mandatory watch


The Ses has always been aggressive about his opinions on things and it's always nice when he is debunking rumors.

It really should be mandatory watching.

Looks like I'll be moving to ps4.

Let me guess you've been reading NeoGAF or some other website infested with Sony fanboys who've convinced you that you need to sell your soul to Lucifer and work for Beezlebub for 42 days, in addition to having to pay full MSRP ever 42 days to authenticate your video game. In addition to that, you have to be online 24/7 or your Xbox One explodes, however, you're not allowed to use high speed internet, only an ad hoc form of satellite or dialup internet is allowed. Kinect requires you use official branded Microsoft anal beads/buttplug or it won't work, and of course we know that Xbox One won't work without Kinect. I can't forget the fact the only games it will play are Halo, Call of Duty, and Gears.

Am I right, or am I right?

This post was edited by Caedus on May 30 2013 10:18pm

100% right reason why I'm buying the console that has slim to none information out about it since what I don't know is better!

I'm buying the Xbox one for the anal beads

Butt Plug > Anal Beads.

Microsoft will keep the focus on games AT E3

http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/05/31/microsoft-wont-talk-tv-at-e3

Pretty much what the conclusion is from all sources. :3