Quote (WolfOfHonor @ Aug 16 2011 02:59pm)
I should have taken a picture. It was like 8 inches long and solid like a brick.
dude!!! im not even joking either this is 100% square business!
about a week and a half ago... i was constipated.. like reeeeeeally bad.
im talkin the turd was poking out my ass but just a little bit but it wouldnt come out!!
i tried and i tried and i tried... push push push... no avail no turd.
it finally retreated enough for me to take a break and i went laid down passed out for couple hours.
woke up same thing try and try push and push. retreat... well at this time im wore the fuck out im hurting and bleeding.(yes my asshole is bleeding!)
i send my wife to store get me laxatives and she comes back with some good shit and then an enima!!!!!
but fuck it im hurting and bleeding lol lets try this shit! it dont work... waste of time and waste of an experience!
so i turn to the laxative still straining and bleeding and hurting ofc... wife says dont drink it all or it goes from one exteme to the other.(blow out diarea which im pretty used to with my stomach probs and all)
so i say fuck it i down the whole bottle... i pass out again... couple hours later i wake up and run to bathroom.
again still hurting bleeding...
and like it was nothing(though it hurt like hell) GAVE FUCKING BIRTH O A MONSTER GOD DAMN TURD!
im not bullshitting you you cant make this shit up!
it was down in the hole of the toilet and still poking out of the water lol... PLUS it was big around and a teeball bat... NOT EVEN PLAYING!!!!!
Turned out i wasnt constipated i had impacted bowls LOL... from doing to many pain pills for to many days to long.
but for the next like 3 days.. i felt like i was gang raped by a group of porch monkeys yo!