Quick question, do you ever actually play games? From what I've seen/read, it seems as though you're utterly terrible at everything you've ever attempted in your entire life, especially gaming. It's overwhelmingly apparent that since you're hopeless at the thing you've dedicated your entire life to, that the only enjoyment your sad existence has to offer, is from incoherent ramblings that you've delusionally convinced yourself to be witty and rage-inducing shit-talk. First and foremost, I believe you do this because there's no fear on your end of ever having to play against or even co-op any of the people that you badger incessantly. It's one thing to lack a high-level of skill, who gives a shit, they're games and they're meant to be fun. However, you do nothing with your life other than research every single small success Sony has as if their success somehow gives meaning to your existence. Secondly and this goes back to you being horrible at everything in life, especially gaming. You constantly fill your time with your research and horribly inadequate shit talking, because it's become the only viable method for you to obtain enjoyment from what you've foolishly dedicated your life to. I imagine that once you've finally stopped talking shit and have finally decided to actually try the game you've adamantly defended for the past month, the first thing you do is set the difficulty to the lowest possible setting (I imagine you complain a bit to yourself or to your mom that there isn't an even lower difficulty specifically built in for you), and then you proceed to spend 12+ hours on a single mission that would take even my father (a man I've beaten in fps games with only melee attacks) only 4 hours to do.

I mostly just feel sorry for you. Who in their right mind would be delusional enough to think that a game selling x amount of copies is at all relevant to their life... I found it hard to believe (before meeting you) that someone's life could be so bleak that they'd literally rejoice in the success and failures of things that couldn't possibly ever have any impact on their life... It's sad for me to even try and contemplate how hard your life must have been for you to end up the way you are.

When I first saw the stuff you posted, I thought to myself, "this guy HAS TO BE TROLLING, he just has to". It's become increasingly clear that that's not the case.... You're sad, you need some real friends, and maybe you should spend some time actually playing and improving your prowess at something that your life revolves around, rather than attempting to belittle people who couldn't give less of a shit how well a mediocre title does on a console they don't own. If you managed to be anything other than comically dreadful, you might be able to meet some nice online friends with enough patience to tolerate your unfathomably pathetic self... I think the odds of you making friends in the real world is abysmally low, but start with the online people first, and maybe one day you'll develop enough self-confidence to actually speak to other people... and maybe, just maybe, with hard-work and dedication, you'll be able to actually hold a conversation one day that has even a semblance of a point.

I wish you luck in overcoming your self-esteem issues and I hope that you have the sense to seek help before letting it digress any further. Your ability to communicate is already akin to that of a poverty stricken, autistic, third-world child with a traumatic brain injury, I honestly don't think you can afford to drop down another peg...

This post was edited by jadeoshbogosh on May 18 2016 02:27am

yeah im not reading all of that, sorry

Nuclear launch detected

Baby steps little guy.

Just try to read a sentence or a two at a time, that way your head shouldn't be hurting too horribly by the time you finish.

This post was edited by jadeoshbogosh on May 18 2016 07:52am

GAD DAMN

Soooo true.
BBUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!



Couldn't have said it any better.

holy fucking rage essay

This is why he keeps coming back. It's an attention thing more so than an actual console war.

Move along folks, nothing to see here.

I don't want him to read that,he will commit suicide if he does

true. when mom doesn't give you any attention growing up you dye your hair blue and try to get people raged on the internet.