1. You don’t mind paying more for coffee than dinner
2. You want to go back to the States and open an IMF HOF HOUSE [a popular Korean beer hall]
3. A roll of toilet paper at the dinner table doesn’t bother you
4. You like to cut your noodles with scissors
5. You don’t even notice the misspelled signs in English (eg.’openning’)
6. You can balance a 50 pound bowl on your head and walk briskly
7. You say “o-rai, o-rai” when your helping your buddy back up his car.
8. You learned more about U.S. history through AFKN than all of your years in school combined.
9. You start having kimchi and rice for breakfast
10. You think Kim Dae Jung is sexy
11. More than 1/2 of your book collection is from the Kyobo Book Store.
12. You don’t mind playing basketball on dirt.
13. You start to dig bands that have acronyms as names (H.O.T. R.E.F. DJ D.O.C. G.O.D.)
14. You start wearing a white mask when it gets cold
15. You hate Japan for no apparent reason
16. You bow to all of your white friends
17. You look for a Lotteria when you’re in Minnesota
18. You enjo bad tasting instant coffee in luxury settings
19. You find you no longer hold your breath in a crowded elevator
20. You start wearing slippers in the office and think it is ok
21. Your wife reaches her 40s and you expect her to be permed and wear unmatched clothes and anklets
22. You no longer hang out in Itaewon
23. Whenever you are surprised you say ‘ai-go’
24. You are honked at and you call the driver a ‘babo seki ya’ [bastard]
25. U.S. dollars look small in physical size
26. You understand what they’re trying to sell through the loudspeaker in that truck that drives by your house every morning.
27. You find yourself sucking air through your teeth when a shopkeeper offers you their ‘best price’
28. You salivate every time you see a Lassie episode
29. You know exactly what kind of dogs are ‘good’
30. You look forward to lunches at the KATUSA Snack Bar
31. You’ve bought everything they sell on the subway
32. You don’t even notice the captions when watching an American movie
33. You find yourself wanting to got back to the market so you can pop those ‘bbon-dae-gi’
34. You bring along your own chopsticks when you go to McDonalds
35. You’ve eaten pig’s feet
36. Korean cops no longer look like boy scouts.
37. You can pronounce ‘hyundai’ correctly
38. You think it’s odd that the bus driver doesn’t play the radio out loud back in the States.
39. The waitress cusses you out for not tipping her upon your return to the States
40. You’re 5ft.9in. and you think you’re kind of tall.
41. You start using henna rinse when you see your first grey hair
42. You hear someone release gas and you say, ‘Who bang-goo’ed?’ [farted]
43. The first thing you ask for at a restaurant is a cup of ‘coffees’
44. You go to a concert and bow back at the conductor
45. You have started snapping your gum in public
46. You start having a midnight snack of cold rice and fish heads
47. You refer to your POV as your ‘my car’
48. You stop being surprised after laboring up a mountain for two hours and running into a young woman all dressed up in heals and a young man in a suit and tie
49. You call back to the States and ask your friend if he has moved into his new ‘apar-t,’ [konglish word for apartment] yet
50. You are on leave in the States and refer to an apartment building as a mansion
51. Someone steps on your toe and apologizes and you say, ‘No sweat-ee da’
52. Your favorite exclamation is ‘Ai-go jook get da’
FROM :
http://www.koreabang.com/2012/stories/american-soldier-shares-korean-observations-netizens-amused.html