1) move matter

2) it is not ususally that way

3) what goes in the room stayes in the room

4) which way is up when your in outer space

5) is it right to test the essence of a person's soul for personal gain or multitude

6) the little things mean the most in life

7) knowledge can be taught but wisdom has to be learned

7) the one that controls the gangs controls the city

9) close on close off

10) home is the plce you make it

11) the greatest power in the world is the power of the remote

12) also a great power is the dweebing power

13) belief without cost is just another opinion

14) how do you pass the buck when you have no buck to pass

15) who sais what
who sais why
who sais where
who sais how
who sais when
who sais who

16) one in the hand is better then two in the bush

17) penny for your thought thats my two cents worth and here is a quarter for a phone call

17) one must learn to heal before self defence because it's easy to cause pain, it is harder to heal

19) can the master ever become the masters masterr

20) when the good do nothing thats when evil has a chance

21) there is nothing wrong with saying nothing unless you instict on saying something

22) realitty is but an allusion but a very persistant one

23) there is a time and place for everything

24) mother nature will find a way

25) what comes around goes around

26) patience is a vurtue i just have to undrstand the word vurtue

27) the word is mightier then the sword

27) been alot of places done alot of things seen alot of people

29) learn from the past live for know and leave the future up to your higher power

30) you can lend a house to water but you can't make them drink

31) you can give a dog a bone but usually don't want to know what it tastes like

32) the early bird catches the worm

33) you can feed a person for a day or teach them to fish and then they will never go hungry

34) when mother nature calls mother nature calls

35) do you walk the walk
or talk the talk
or teach the teach

36) monkey see monkey do monkey go pee all over you

37) you give someone an inch they take a mile

37) lightning never strikes the same place twice

39) for some see but yet they do not see and some hear but yet they do not hear and some understand but yet they do not understand

40) when in roman do as the romans do

41) two's company three's a crown

42) if you play with a bull you may get his horns

43) fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me

44) every rose has it's thorn

45) you can't change the world over night

46) when you say jump i say how do i have to be to listen to you.

47) hey is for horses and I am not a horse

47) which came first the chicken or the egg

49) you tabernacle you

50) I tried thinking once it's very overated in society , society takes it for granted too much so I gave it up as a bad habit

51) for every grain of sand upon every beach there is a hundred worlds

52) me myself and I

53) where your hat backwards in the rain the sun won't bother you

54) give a child a match they may burn them selves

55) animals can adapt easier then humans

56) there is two sides to every coin

57) takes a load of bricks to fall on your head to catch on

57) how much money has been spent because I exist

59) if at first you don't succeed try try again

60) reach for the moon and if you miss you will get the stars

61) proof is in the eye of the beholder

62) beggars can't be choosers

63) People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

64) The bigger they are the harder they fall

65) your only as good as your audience

66) The more you look at temptation the more temptation takes over

67) out of sight out of mind

67) A thousand mile journey begins with a single step

69) A rolling stone gathers no moss

70) Whats good for the goose, is good for the gander

71) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

72) Whats greater then God
Evil'er then the devil
and the rich want it
and the poor have it

73) That's enough about me lets talk about you what do you think of me

74) never cry wolf for when you need to be heard you won't

75) better to live the life of a broken jade then to live a life of clay

76) Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer

77) suvinctor sais what

77) There's a million reason's for everything why do you only choose one.

79) Women you can't live with them you can't live without them

80) power is corupt absolute power absolutely corupts

81) an abundance of information leads to a fountain of wisdom

82) What is alot to one person is not necessary alot to others

83) if I didn't have bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all

84) put your money where your mouth is

85) Actions speak louder then words

86) One good deed deserves another

87) you are what you eat you are what you speak

87) It takes two to tangle

89) men where the pants in the family

90) I like seafood, when I see food I eat it

91) Tastes like chicken
Keep on licken
Tastes like trout
Throw it out

92) there are two sides to every story ther's your side then there's the truth

93) You can count on two things in life death and taxes

94) Your so full of @#%$ it's coming out of your ears

95) No better love has a man when he will give his bum to his chum

96) Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it

97) If you love something let it go if it doesn't come back it wasn't ment to be

97) squirles squirles every where and not a drop to eat

99) life is like a pair
she gets a flush
she shows her diamonds
and ends with a full house

100) @#%$'s happening

101) loosers never prosper

102) liquer in the front, poker in the rear

103) in with the good out with the bad

104) catch you later aligator after awhile croidile

105) here comes trouble make it double

106) yawning is contagious

107) to each his own

107) it's all good

109) if your paranoid and you think people are watching you it doesn't mean they aren't watching you

110) paranoia will destroy you

111) you suck the big one

112) a women's job is never done

113) you can dish it out but you can't take it

114) your responsible for your actions

115) cat's hae nine lives

116) children will play

117) first come first serve

117) if you can't beat them join them

119) if I had a penny every time I was told that I would be a millionair

120) if your going to live like an animal you should be treated as one

121) if you assume something you make an ass out of you and an ass out of me

122) beauty can sooth the savage beast

123) you seem to have a chip on your shoulder

124) close only coun't in horseshoes and handgernades

125) you can't love him to hate him

126) it's never over till the fat lady sings

127) An inchy palm is a sign your coming into money

127) it's half pass the monkey's ass quarter to his balls

129) it's time to get a watch

130) one for the money two for the show three to get ready four to go

131) close but no cigar

132) your a knowing type person

133) my point is on top of your head

134) dress them up but you can't take them anywhere

135) if it smells like a rat it ususally is a rat

136) one question deserves another

137) knowing is worth it's weight in gold

137) I know everything, everything there is to know, go ahead ask me anything, you had to ask me that , any question and thats the one you chose

139) let your fingers do your walking

140) do you believe in love at first sight

141) beauty is only skin deep

142) it's as good as it gets

143) it's a little one sised isn't it

144) you can't change someone to the way you want them, you have to like them for who they are.

145) walk a day in a maan's shoes and you may have a different opinion

146) you win some you loose some

147) never say never

14) I just sighned my life away

149) Some people come and some people go I just choose to stay

150) Pay back's a bitch and then she dies

151) Curiosity killed the cat

152) What's one man's garbage is another man's treasure

153) no news is good news

154) opposites attract

155) When I want your opinion I will give it to you

156) look but don't touch
touch but don't taste
taste but don't swallow
swallow but don't consume

157) we have to be able to crall before we can walk

15) we have to have teeth before we can chew

159) float like a butterfly sting like a bee

160) men are conquerors when they conquer there temptations

161) his bark is worse then his bight

162) cold hands warm milk

163) laugh and the world laughs with you cry and the world cries with you

164) more cushin for the pushin

165) im a lover not a fighter

166) oh what we weive when at first we deceive

167) don't try to improve on a women's handywork you will just get dumped on

16) the best offence begins with a good defence

169) thats like the pot calling the kettle black

170) better to be lucky then good

171) if the dambs going to burst let everyone get wet

172) human's aren't even responsible for their farts

173) when you need someting done right you must do it your self

174) if I wanted a come back out of you I would of scraped it off your chin

175) I didn't want to hear from the peanut galery

176) I eat @#%$ like you for breakfast you mean you eat @#%$ for breakfast

177) what goes up must go down

17) the beginning of knowledge is the beginning of knowledge we don't understand

179) let sleeping dog's lie

180) elaphants never forget

181) you have a wooden leg

182) ok you can twist my rubber arm

183) here comes trouble make it double

184) people in glass houses should wear robes

185) with my brain and your brown we can't miss

186) right wing man

187) right hand man

1) your other half

189) go that extra yard

190) a good general feeds off it's enemy

191) if there is a good vantrilliquest who do you complement the dummy

192) heads i win tales you loose

193) without knowledge your running on empty

194) diamonds are a girls best friend

195) what is not yet done is only what we have not yet accomplished to do.

195) im making a list and checking it twice

196) not off hand

197) double checking

19) temptation resisted is the true measure of caracter

199) a mad dog only wimper's after it's wipped

200) in there heart everyman is an untamed mustang

201) the black hole is God divided by zero

202) this career chooses aman not the other way around

203) when a man's all wrapped up in himself he makes up a very small package

204) the fastest path between two points is a straight line

205) money talks bullshit walks

206) I wash my hands on you

207) do I have stupid written on my forehead

20) friend or foe

209) sooner or later the time will come that you can't hide from the things you have done

210) spoiles of war

211) a man with nothing to hide is a man that has nothing to worry about

212) the world revolve's around you

213) bobin for apples

214) i ask a question and you give a questions in return

215) it was all a piece of cake

216) stick to your guns

217) buy low sell high

21) when push comes to shove thats what seperates the boys from the men

219) I like to cover my bets

220) mythes deal with cooperation

221) can one read purpose in the shy

222) can science meat up with the spirt will

223) don't count your days let your day's count

244) never respect someone that doesn't respect you back

255) that's like the blind leading the blind

256) im not the sharpest tool in the shed

257) the world can talke everything from you and all you have left is your word

25) i am at the bottom of the barrel it's only up hill from here

259) judge and you will be judged

260) your lack of responsibility or preporation does not constitute an emergency on my part

261) religion and politics are the two biggest arguemental issues in society

262) I don't get mad i get even

263) life provides a chance of opertunity

264) there is a catch 22 to everything

265) is it right to take the life of an innocent child to stop world hunger

266) when you mingle you bring your image

267) can there be a happy medium between intimidation humbleness

26) there is no we there is only you and me here

269) what is a matter daddy. what's a matter with you daddy

270) forget me not's

271) you opened up a can of woopass

272) some people say there is only black and white i say in between is all the colors under the rainbow

273) always follow the code the code is your colors

274) my word is my law

275) there is no amount of money that can buy a soul

276) one's worst enemy is from within

277) the doorway to a man's heart is through his stomack

27) when @#%$ hits the fan some one's got to pay

279) pidder padder lets get at'er

280) what one is capable to dream of another man is capable to make happen

281) in nature size is everything

282) i never met an animial that had sorrow for itself

283) in society it is not what you know it is who you know

284) it's a dog eat dog world

285) it's a give and take world

286) to fluctuate a balance in society one can make higher values of coin and control the amounts of precious mind metals and gems

287) in the olden days they made things to last

288) a cue tip is an ear orgasim


289) when is it assumed someone is assasinated does the decission become based on the value of money or popularity

290) when and how is it decided a conversational output is controled on an individual bases

291) this is a little one dided isn't it

292) your a little judgemental aren't you, well something mental

293) you have a split personality

294) scizophrenia is a chemiacal imbalance in the brain but I smoke which also causes a chemical imbalance I suppose any craving does.

295) if two negatives equal a positive in algibra and a negative is like a wrong thing to do and a positive is like a right thing to do how come two wrongs don't make a right I presume because spirituality and reality never met up

296) onve an alcoholic always an alcoholic

297) your a worse alcoholic your in denial

29) go sell crazy somewhere wlse we are all stocked up here

299) what does an old women's puzzy tastes lile ( depends)

300) any fool cna make a women pregnant it takes a real man to raise a child

301) rubarb rubarb (peu)

302) party hardy

303) im on a mission from rod

304) did you know gulkible isn't isn't in the dictionary

305) beep squacking beep squacking awayyyyy I know your beep squacking I know your beep squacking awayyyy

306) you talk for the sake of talking

307) did you cut the cheese

30) your head lights are on

309) if it feels good might as well do it

310) a single beliefe is like a wave in time

311) life can be like a box of chocoles you never know what your going to get

312) eating animals whole doesn't go over very well with the human siquey

313) a matoto dragon's breath reaches and a mythical dragons breath reeks caos

314) are children our future

315) push it out shove it out push it out

316) scratch and sniff

317) never give up never surrender

31) i believe you but many wouldn't

319) wall's have ears too

320) it's only money

321) it's only material goods

322) to get places you must have high expectations

323) it's not nice to fool mother nature

324) one good deed does not redeem a man for wickedness

325) I don't bet succers i but them at the store

326) selctive hearing

327) never undrestimate your enemy

32) ring peace

329) waste not want nott

330) watering the lawn

331) milking the lizard

332) knowledge network

333) making a deal with the devil

334) how's your other half

335) how does one leave there mark in life

336) bread and butter bread and butter parkay bbbutter

337) ima fubber your a fubber don't you want to be a fubber too.

33) he tell's it like it is

339) do you call a spade a spade

340) a fart smeller

341) i think i can i think i can

342) where does the web begin but through the begininning of a wave

343) catch you on the flip flop

344) there is no room for cowards in this army

345) space cadet

346) dream dare to dream

347) there's only one candy with the hole in the middle tweet tweet do do dwadwa

34) that's way to much information

349) pee you, you stink

350) don't go there