The scene starts with a perfect conversation between Satan and God. (James 1:19)
Satan: Free will is an illusion perpetuated by the clever bondage of the colossal vitality of our own delusional concepts of rationality.
God: Don’t be so bombastic. You have traded the wisdom of the heavenly tongue for earthly pedantry. How you are fallen from heaven, O Day Star, son of Dawn! You were the signet of perfection, full of wisdom and perfect in beauty. You were blameless in your ways till you chose to harbor unrighteousness in you. Did I not give man free will to choose to obey me in Eden? Let man come to his senses and escape from your snares. And if he was once captured into your will, how much more free will he be in mine?
Angered, Satan departs from the conversation and theophanies into a demon who writes to his subjects.
Satan to subjects: The happiest person in the world is the one who can find happiness in all things. Who am I? I am the happiest person in the world. That may good, or idealistic, you may even nod your head in agreement. But it's actually quite a metaphysical statement. It transcends...
Satan stops, unable to continue, for his thinking has activated his ignorance. He consults a demon.
Satan to demon: You have to help me.
Demon to Satan: Yes, I will help you, write about me.
Satan proceeds to meditate, encouraged by the selfishness of his demon, and frighteningly discouraged by the alacrity of the demon.
Satan to himself: Never deny yourself or second guess an impulse. Lifetimes exist outside of time itself, which is an illusion perpetuated by our fear of the eternal, which exists in a paradoxical manner. Everything has matter, and therefore even our illusions are realities. However, we must transcend our illusions to escape into reality, yet we are departing from the very reality perpetuated by our illusion. How do we escape a paradox?
Stumped, Satan masturbates, and receives revelation while masturbating.
Revelation: Masturbation is sex with self. We all exist in one another, so once we come to grips with that, we can escape from the physical act of masturbation perpetuated by our mental conceptualizations and enter into the reality that we can exist in the physical and actually indulge in our wildest fantasies. Attraction is an illusion built on a human scale. In fact, all things are attractive on the scale of attractiveness, repulsiveness, and absence of these both-- mediocrity. Since we all get the desires of our heart, we oscillate between the three, sometimes indulging in mental fantasies that feed into and from all three of these categories. However, physically we are bound by the prisons of illusion-- which are strengthened by the fact that reality exists within it.
Satan consults a demon again, because once again his thinking has activated his ignorance.
Satan to demon: In truth, escape is an illusion. If we constantly aspire to escape, we are in prison. If we celebrate freedom, we are free. So if we think, therefore we are. We must stop thinking, therefore we are not. Then we transcend that sphere of existence.
The demon is ignorant, but feigns understanding.
Satan continues: We must consciously want to exist fully and not exist fully in perfectly equal parts. All paths lead to enlightenment. It is when we choose to consciously depart from our instinct or our gut that we give birth to the concept of an alternate path, therefore creating a reality that departs from enlightenment. But departure itself is enlightening, so in truth all paths lead to enlightenment.
Satan is enlightened, aware of the demon's ignorance, he meditates.
Satan to himself: Selfishness is the application of a scale to something. One cannot be selfish if one does not care. Indifference is the key to selflessness. So to be selfish, one must be the opposite, which is knowledge. Pride is ignorance. It is the application of a comparison. One cannot compare oneself to oneself. So when one compares oneself, one creates the reality of separation from oneself.
Encouraged, Satan writes a story.
Satan's story: The one looked into himself and was knowledge. He desired more knowledge so he created ignorance. Separation from himself became a reality beset by his introspection.
Satan meditates on his own story:
If the one exists, it must not exist, therefore it does not exist. Existence is an illusion perpetuated by the concept of matter.
Satan has an epiphany.
Epiphany: The rule of three is this: the two opposites are governed by another rule that exists as an opposite governed by another rule.
Satan now understands epiphanies.
The idea of an epiphany is an illusion perpetuated by the law that there is something that needs to be learned. It is an imperfect knowledge that seeks completion because it has not ascended to the reality that it is perfect.