Blasticus' I have for sale, all 27^! They all come in different sizes :3

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SMALL Pea-sized, easy handling for beginners!
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MEDIUM For those more acquainted with holding something a little bigger in their hands... (lol y u gay though?)
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XX-LARGE This one's the mahfuckin' big D of Blasticus. JUST LOOK AT IT. IT WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE, EAT THE FOOD FROM YOUR FRIDGE, THEN HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE WHILE YOU WATCH.