They dropped out of school, so I am there professor, guide of light if you would, if you cant handle a legend like me, good luck surviving in the real world, there is no chicken, telewalks and Auto aim in the real world. Rest assure i willl be your sensei. I promise to give you tough love and use my left only to smack you down to the ground, until the asphalt and black tar resonate in your head, that you are worthless maggots pin my presence.

Respectfully,
Your biologicial father,
Praternity test given upon appointments only.