Replies in your thread:

When they say: PM me bin.
They mean: This is a nice item. I hope you don't have any clue what it's worth and will offer it to me privately for lower than market value. This way no one else will be able to advise you or outbid me.

(Per Durance Of Love)
The secondary meaning: I have no clue what this is worth, but I'm terrified of offering because if I spend 5fg more than I have to on an item, I'll stay up at night thinking about those lost pixels while my stomach churns with regret.

When they say: Retract in 5 minutes.
They mean: I'm not giving you the courtesy to have a life outside of Jsp. And, as a matter of fact, you'd better not be conducting another trade right now.

When they say: xx fg to get you started.
They mean: I'm really just upping my post count, but if you are crazy enough to sell for this amount, I'll buy it.


Comments in their thread:

When they say: Nice temp.
They mean: No one I know would use this, but maybe you'll buy it.

When they say: Impossible ISO.
They mean: No one replied in my identical thread five minutes ago. QQ

When they say: 25,000 fg for my ISO.
They mean: I have such low self esteem that I need to impress you with how much FG I have. (Oh, and I'm lying anyhow. I won't be spending that amount for these items.)

When they say: Overpay.
They mean: I'm going to offer to pay market value or even below and hope you don't notice the contradiction.

When they say: Current Offer.
They mean: I'm going to bump this for a few days and then PM you and expect you to be in my game in 5 minutes.

When they say: Iso Such and Such > PM me.
They mean: I'm too lazy to track my own topic and check for replies.

When they say: Profit Pack.
They mean: Quick profit for me. You'll still have to spend several hours (or days) just to break even.

(Per Gala32)
The secondary meaning: My bot got all this stuff while I was at school/work and I'm too lazy to sell all this separately.

(Per Dmmelectro)
When they say: Selling in xx minutes.
They mean: I want you all to frantically offer more but if not I'll pretend to R/D then bump my post again in the morning!

(Per Ghnami)
When they say: #1
They mean: It's pretty good, but I overvalue it and just lured you into looking at my decent item so I can complain more when it doesn't sell for my outrageous bin because of the 500+ views.

Ok, so these aren't always true but tell me you've never felt this way.

There is no such thing as a 100% Giant Skull, it is non upgradeable, it is not eth and it has no charges, the reason for saying it's not eth is, because people used to say if the durability behind zod rune was not max, the item is then not 100%, yes I just contradicted myself, I said There is no such thing as 100% Giant Skull, then I said back in the day people did use to say if the durability behind the zod rune was not max, then the item is no longer 100%.

I'd really like to reteach everyone in d2 this again.

And as for as if when some uniques have variable top defense, P still refers to all stats on runeword to be P, we people are not shopping at the half price sale, P means Perfect all to stats, if when someone doesn't mind for a lesser P, he should say P stats idc top perfect defense.

At 39 when it comes available there isnt anything that touches the goodness that is headstriker.

This might be saying what I about thought was the lvl req #'s for that skill.

There is no such thing as a 100% Giant Skull, it is non upgradeable, it is not eth and it has no charges, the reason for saying it's not eth is, because people used to say if the durability behind zod rune was not max, the item is then not 100%, yes I just contradicted myself, I said There is no such thing as 100% Giant Skull, then I said back in the day people did use to say if the durability behind the zod rune was not max, then the item is no longer 100%.

I'd really like to reteach everyone in d2 this again.

And as for as if when some uniques have variable top defense, P still refers to all stats on runeword to be P, we people are not shopping at the half price sale, P means Perfect all to stats, if when someone doesn't mind for a lesser P, he should say P stats idc top perfect defense.

I don't go by the durability having to be max while ethereal for it to remain 100%, I didn't agree to that back in the day and it was never finalized, I always liked that a 100% P item still remained that even down to its last durability charge.

But while I think of this, durability charges can also go up and down and never back up if when the item is ethereal, so I do forget my own memory now, I might of actually agreed with other that, yes if the eth item loses 1 durability, it is no longer considered 100%.

This post was edited by Ford300Straight on Jun 8 2019 08:57pm

A superior white base item with the maximum superior modifiers, as for how people actually referred if a 15% ed 15% imd for just a weapon base that was going to be made into a runeword with only the max 3 ar or 15% ed alone and it still gets the 100% term for it is the max P of the items mod, it didn't matter that it wasn't 15/3 for a person could only be wanting this item with only the 3 ar 15% imd, it didn't mater in that terms of defining for it still was the max sup of that kind, I'm pretty sure it went this way, because I know for sure an armor with just 15% ed or 15% ed 15% imd both gained the say need for the 100%.

Always try to find me the best 8% ctc chain lightning High AR survivability rings and amulets for barb and ass.

This post was edited by Ford300Straight on Jun 8 2019 09:33pm