>be walking home from gym
>only a few blocks away
>qt girl on park bench watching me walk by and smiling
>notice she's staring at my legs
>smile back but quickly look down when we make eye contact because i'm a sperg
>"hey, hold on" she runs up to me
>"this creepy guy keeps bothering me on tinder. mind if i take a pic with you in order to make him think i have a bf so he'll leave me alone?"
>"uh, sure"
>we pose together and she sends a pic
>apparently guy still doesn't buy it and thinks we aren't a serious couple
>"we'll have to go a step further"
>she switches to video recording
>throws me to the ground and rips my shorts off
>pulls down her panties and lifts her skirt
>slams her giant cock inside my vag and records us
>cums and send the video
>guy finally leaves her alone and she thanks me
>i awkwardly laugh and just leave
>never saw her again
>find out a month later i'm pregnant
I wish I had the confidence to ask her out when I had the chance. I could have something something like "why don't we make this fake relationship a reality, babe?"