My name is Steve, the Justice Bin,
I judge all those I see.
(There's nothing worse than morons,
As I'm sure you'll all agree).
They call me Steve, the Justice Bin,
For I know what to do,
And if you've been a moron,
I've a message just for you:
My name is Steve, the Justice Bin,
And if you try to kick me in,
I'll do a speedy ninja-spin,
And twat you on the chin.