Last night I heard a buzzing sound,
It came right through my wall,
The noise came from my mummy's room,
Across the upstairs hall.
'What's that?' I thought. I rose from bed,
And crossed the bedroom floor,
I walked up to my mummy's room,
And knocked upon the door.
I heard a stifled shuffling noise,
The buzzing shut off quick,
I heard deep breaths sound from within,
And asked: 'Hey mum, you sick?'
And between shallow, bated breaths,
My mum said, 'Go away!,
Go back to bed, it's just my book,
Fifty Shades of Grey.'