While listlessly lazily surfing the site,
I clicked on a thread to a wave of delight!
'What time-wasting wonder,' I pondered with glee,
'Will dally my duties as long as can be?'
Alas, to my sorrow, I gloomily read:
'Just get off of reddit, and function instead!'
The words were an omen of guilt and of shame -
I had no excuses; my reasons were lame.
'All right then, I'll do it!' I forcibly swore.
'I'll do all the things that I need to and more!
I'm quitting the site, and I'm closing the thread!
I'll do it! I'll do it... tomorrow,' I said.