When little Timmy went to pee,
And in the clinic woke:
'You'll need an appendectomy!'
His doctor sagely spoke.
'Now Timmy,' said the surgeon, grave,
'I've urgent words, and more -
Be fearless, firm, or bold and brave,
But never eat before!'
The scalpels, salves, and saws were set.
He faced the pain with pride.
But Timmy ate a ham baguette.
And Timmy fucking died.