When little Timmy went to bed,
He pulled his linen tight:
'To keep me warm and safe,' he said,
'And sweetly snug at night!'
He tucked his arms inside his sheet,
And left a tiny space -
A tiny gap to vent the heat,
Around his tiny face!
And so he lay without a care.
He slept and slowly sighed.
But Timmy's sheets cut off the air.
And Timmy fucking died.