Good morning, Pete - just take a seat.
That's right. You settle in.
We'll try to keep it short and sweet,
And so - let's all begin.
'Of course, I'm sure you understood
The need for... Oh. I see.
Perhaps Louise would be so good
To play it back for me?
'Yes, that's the one. Now Pete, you know
We love a sense of fun -
Some office 'banter', to and fro;
A timely playful pun -
'But something's got to change, we think -
A little humour's fine -
But here at 'Any Office Inc',
We draw a tasteful line.
'I'm sorry, son. I'll say it quick:
We have to let you go...
You wrapped your legs around your dick,
And shouted 'SEXY BRO'.