The doctor was saying: 'Good golly, my dear,
How splendidly strange and how perfectly queer!
We've quested and tested and taken your blood -
But more than we ought to, and more than we should!
'The answer's surprising,' he said with a smile,
'And worried the best and the brightest a while!
The surgeons and doctors and dentists were dazed -
They pondered, befuddled, and wondered, amazed!
'You see,' he explained with a wink of an eye,
'To start with your heart's in the shape of a pie!
Your stomach's a sausage, and not to be rude -
Your kidneys are cookies!
... You're so fucking screwed.'