i walk in the bar and "she bangs" by ricky martin plays,
and when i leave at last call, "littlest hobo theme song loops on repeat till i crawled to the taxi.

when i went to skool with 5$ for canteen,the cook lady was like, "dayum"
didnt spend a cent. just had to put out.

my first job was at Mcdonalds. the manager.
the fry guy asked me "wanna get high?" , im like "bruh high gets me"

played diablo hardcore mode without chicken hack. never died.
and when i did die. so did tha game.

when i ask a girl out she usually says no, which means yes.
then the sex she be like is it even in yet?? im like " already done brah"

i sell weed to crack heads that sell that for meth.
and use that money to fund the childrens hospital charity.

was a boy scout and joined the girl guides as a air cadet
sold bibles door to door and them cookies and had a lmaonade stand on the block.

money doesnt grow on trees but bodies hung by the neck do.

im a kool dude. and when i say cool its spelt with a K ok. k thx.

to be continued.