Just a fun read i seen on someones services post!

Here we do it all:

- Slay scary monsters and farm your XP for you, so you don't have too!

- You sit behind the heard and count cows, or let that ADHD brain get creative forming cool round-up patterns for us to summarily slay those pesky minions and mobs of cows!

- You: spam fun things like: "Thank you," and "Need that?"

- While I: collect your drops from Nightmare up, as a tip for doing God's work and training the next generation of Ladder Heroes. (You're welcome) 🤗

I'll hold your hand (figuratively) and get you from wherever you're at - all the way to wherever you're going.

Service begins at the Legal Age Level of 18 and ends when you're at the Senior Level of 60, when you're fittingly ready to be dumped into HELL.

Prices are determined by the amount of levels you'd like to rise. And the subsequent clearance time.

The breakdown in cost is as follows:

Levels 18 - 30 (20 Fg) (Tomb Runs + Act 3 Quests + Ancients + Act 5)

Levels 30 - 45 (20 Fg) (Nightmare Cows + Diablo + Baal)

Levels 45 - 60 (20 Fg) (Nightmare Baal Runs)

Levels 60 - 75 (30 Fg) (Chaos Hell Runs)

Side-Chick Quests: 2 - 4 Fg (Depends on Quest)

Norm Rush: 15 Fg

Nightmare Rush: 20 Fg

Hell Rush: 25 Fg

---- Talk to me about package deals for building or leveling services before 18.

----- If the day ends in a "Y," there's a sale going on - *Ask about our daily special*

----- Buy 1 Rush, get a Second Rush half-off. Buy Two Rushes, get the third Rush - FREE!

----- Can also provide 60+ leveling services for the gear-impaired, or stat-point disabled.

*Am available upon request or scheduled appointment.*

--- Let me know when you're ready to turn days of leveling into mere hours!

This post was edited by Shaun82 on Nov 8 2023 06:33pm