OKAY EWWW
I WAS IN MY KITCHEN RIGHT
MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESSS
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN
THIS HUGE ASS CREEPY CRAWLY THING
LIKE IT WAS LONG AND BLACK AND HAD LIKE A KAJILLION LEGS WITH TWO REALLY LONG ONES
WAS LIKE ON MY FOOT
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
IT WAS SO FUCKING SCARY
ITS LURKIN UNDER MY REFRIGERATOR RIGHT NOW
OMG
OMG
SOMEOME KILL IT
MOMMY ISNT HOME

AHHHHHHHH.