ding dong
uh oh nobody is home
except for the fairy cupcake that lives in your shoe and only comes out when you wash your shoe
because the fairy cupcake likes your shoe, but the cupcake has standards
you see the fairy cupcake will only go in to trendy looking shoes,
you know those shoes that you always wanted but you never got because you
didnt have enough money
no matter how much you begged your mom she said no
but all the cool kids at school had the shoes
and you were all upset because the fairy cupcake didn't live in your shoe
so you sat alone at the lunch table while all the other kids
were with their fairy cupcakes
and you were that looser reading your chemistry text book
pretending that you wre studying but you really werent
instead you would just read snippits of what ever was written
so when you went to your chem class youwould ask alot of questions
that pertained to the chapter ahead so your teacher would think youre smart
but you reeally are just a dumbass like the rest of your class
BUTT your class doesnt know that you see,
when the kids would cheat off your test,
you would PURPOSLY circle the wrong answers
and watch them turn in their test thinking the wrong answers are right
THEN
when they get up slowly, because the fairy cupcake got some weight on her
you ERASE ALL YOUR ANSWERS and BAM write in the correct ones
then the kid that was copying off your test would be like
you dick monkey
and hate you for the rest of you life
excpet that kid will probably die before you cause he is like 20 in your junior chemistry class
haha dumbasses
except when you think about that you are like
OMG
KARMA
then you are a dumbass
with no fairy cupcake in your shoe
and you are like
WHYYYYYYYY?
kickass asparagus.
how my mind works/10