Quote (Reginaaccchecker13 @ Sep 22 2013 02:42am)
sure
let me give you an update
i hate life lol!
im lying here on this couch in alberta
let me see here
there's a mixture of piss stains and spilled beer on this couch
my other roommate has a nice case of syphilis on the go so there's prob some std absorbed into this couch as well
my only friend in the world right now is a woman whose uterus is falling out of her
i've been back in alberta for 2 weeks and i've already sold a jar of my piss
hmm
what else
did i mention i fucking hate life lol!
two weeks ago i flew around the world to meet a girl i met online
they were the most amazing days of my life
i felt her titty
i experienced more boner than i ever had before
there was so much blood rushing to my penis during those 3 days that i lost vital motor functions
long story short
i've never felt more empty since leaving
and uhh
did i mention she'd rather go out and have sex with college guys than talk to me anymore lol!
i'll write up a more detailed entry of this shit shortly
i can only write blogs when i've reached max emoness
and its comin
I'll let you in on a little secret. Generally once you are "allowed" to get ahold of the titty they want you to initiate sex..
Should hit it hard and fast. That was the mistake.
As for flying half way around the world to do it?
If you got the funds why not fly somewhere new and look around and get you some titty?
I generally just go to a bar if I want some titty grabbing.. If I want sex it may require more than just going to a bar and buying a couple drinks for a chick and telling her she's got "beautiful eyes that just suck me in..." Works like every time to get their attention as long as you're not cryptkeeper ugly