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Jan 9 2013 02:33pm
Quote (Caulder10 @ Jan 9 2013 05:57pm)
I would make one FUGLY woman.. already an ugly guy.
Besides, I like my dick too much. Sorry :(

We could pretend to be gay and pick up unsuspecting women.


So? Keep dick and just get a vagina put in below it
You can do that can't you?
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Jan 9 2013 02:43pm
Quote (Reginaaccchecker13 @ Jan 9 2013 03:33pm)
So? Keep dick and just get a vagina put in below it
You can do that can't you?


What would you do with a vagina?!?!
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Jan 9 2013 03:04pm
Quote (Caulder10 @ Jan 9 2013 06:13pm)
What would you do with a vagina?!?!


Idk. You put food in there right?
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Jan 9 2013 03:10pm
Quote (Reginaaccchecker13 @ Jan 9 2013 04:04pm)
Idk. You put food in there right?


you'd think so with all those teeth there!
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Jan 9 2013 03:25pm
Nice houses on the other side of the road bro.
Just move into one of those.

And why is there a kids play gym in the back of your place?
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Jan 9 2013 03:31pm
Quote (Caulder10 @ Jan 9 2013 06:55pm)
Nice houses on the other side of the road bro.
Just move into one of those.

And why is there a kids play gym in the back of your place?


wait wut
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Jan 9 2013 03:36pm
Quote (Reginaaccchecker13 @ Jan 9 2013 04:31pm)
wait wut


spying on you

34 fishers road?

guess you are not there tho right now lol



This post was edited by Caulder10 on Jan 9 2013 03:46pm
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Jan 9 2013 04:02pm
Quote (Caulder10 @ Jan 9 2013 07:06pm)
spying on you

34 fishers road?

guess you are not there tho right now lol


the FUCK
have not lived there since i was 6 LOL
where in gods name did you get that address
61 brookfield is my current address, we've been there two years now

This post was edited by Reginaaccchecker13 on Jan 9 2013 04:02pm
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Jan 9 2013 04:12pm
Quote (Reginaaccchecker13 @ Jan 9 2013 05:02pm)
the FUCK
have not lived there since i was 6 LOL
where in gods name did you get that address
61 brookfield is my current address, we've been there two years now


okay, knocking on your door, i want the staple gun!
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Quote (Caulder10 @ Jan 9 2013 07:42pm)
okay, knocking on your door, i want the staple gun!


I set it up to fire whenever the front door opens so nothing like that ever happens again
if anyone comes to my house looking for a staple gun, he'll fucking get one
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