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ive been running uber levels looking for a cta, but one hasnt seemed 2 drop yet, about how many uber runs do you have 2 do til it drops a cta?

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I know that I don't post as much as other users here. Still, I read a lot, and I've been seeing some patterns.
Call me a lurker, but you know I speak the truth, and every once in awhile I gotta stop by a drop some wisdom.


Firstly, the act of posting alone is not equal to caring. That shit has been established like long ago, where have you been?
I always advocate putting some effort into your posts, makes the forum a better place.

Secondly, being mean is not equal to being mad. We've got users mean as fuck that roll up here and slam users unconditionally for sport.
It's ridiculous to assume that they're mad over your insignificant ass, and if you can't form a proper retort, take the beatings or shut the fuck up.


If you're so desperate that you need to resort to making either one of those claims it's time to sign out for awhile and consider not returning.

Ulezz

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Oh yeah, well i requested a mediator to help me xfer, then xfer'd the same tp scroll to 4 different characters then told him to make me a fucken sandwhich.

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The best joke your mother ever told you was "I love you"

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No sale or giveaway of pets (live or deceased) under any circumstance.

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Readin' d2sp up in here like a tru rebel
In reading all these amazing high quality posts I revel

Sometimes this internet shit be gettin' real as fuck
Like walkin' into the office but you forgot the shirt tuck

And of course these forum warriors all have a large wiener
When they go rock climbin' they dick needs it's own carabiner

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Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?

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Expect a phone call from the police department soon for your fraudulent activities.

Your information is being subponead from your ISP, by a detective. Enjoy! Road Runner rolls over easily and gives that info up without much of a fight.

Hope you enjoyed the pizzas, dickhead.

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its a documentary on porn, its the SAME THING.

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some of the best barbs u see use only 6k ar.

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Where do you get your news? the back of Beyonce T-Shirts?

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Google some statistics, and do some simple math.

Since I'm bored, I'll oblige you:

1) Average length of man's penis = 5.5" or 0.000139 km (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size)
2) Amount of males in the world = 3,400,000,000 (http://www.numberof.net/number%C2%A0of%C2%A0men%C2%A0in%C2%A0the%C2%A0world/)
3) Distance from Earth to Moon = 384,400 km (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_distance_%28astronomy%29)

Therefore, it would take 384400 / 0.000139 = ~2765467626 penises to reach the moon.
Is 3,400,000,000 greater than 2,765,467,626?
Yes, by a large margin.
So, we can indeed reach the Moon if we added up the length of every penis on Earth.








I can't believe I just did that.

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my two co-workers one of them is  a crossdresser and the other one is gay. awkward as fuck working them.

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cute homos for girls are like cute shoes to a double amputee

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I work for a soup kitchen at a church, but I'm afraid to tell them I'm an atheist

I feel like dey would burn me at teh steak or sometin

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Once when I was really sick I decided to fap and I hit the trifecta.

Sneezed, shit my self and came all at the same time. Think I just threw that underwear away.