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Sep 10 2016 08:07am
what a day... "coldplay" (most likely Stinkyweed @ jsp) got rekt hard and returned on LV 96 nec "DLL" (*Glitch). some nasty bm curses and prisons incoming!

"Kirito" vs "DLL", BM duel (we so love decrepify!)



now, thats what we call...



...humiliation



GAME OVER

:rofl: :D :rofl:

This post was edited by Lizzytunes on Sep 10 2016 08:15am
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Sep 10 2016 08:48am
one more for Stinkyweed @ jsp - he not only got that horrid blizz sorc "coldplay" and nec "DLL", but also a javazon called "Shopbot" (*T4T). after I had slapped "DLL" again, he attacked "Kirito" using farcast, then auto-chickened after one charge (you can see him exit the game on the s/s below)



how low can a rat be. I wish I could provide a video of that amazon's wannabe assault, but for now, you have to trust me... that guy is so sad

This post was edited by Lizzytunes on Sep 10 2016 08:50am
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Sep 10 2016 09:23am
"WhatsForDinner" (*councilmember, prolly UKIP @ jsp or some other rat mate of Stinkyweed) joins in. meanwhile, Stinkyweed chickened to playing a LV 99 botted joderdin ("HammerNation", *pain3, most likely bought). "DLL" got rekt more than 10 times by "Kirito", so I understand his frustration...

this one doesnt even feature a kill, but reveals alot about the rat's attitude. who needs baba bo? :D



he needs baba bo!



:rofl: :rolleyes: :rofl:

This post was edited by Lizzytunes on Sep 10 2016 09:51am
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Sep 11 2016 12:37pm
daily update! same rats, some new chars... this time they tried with fire sorc "FlameShooter" (*Killa2). "Attack" rat barb boed the sorc but it didnt help vs hotspurs on "Kirito" ofc

rat party raging ("fake pictures"? what the hell is fake about these) :D



RIP "FlameShooter", full rage included! :D



he cried "abs", but I posted earlier: Kirito cant even wear absorb items (apart from one raven ring vs cold) cuz his stats are dependant on the str / dex of a rare ring + raven all time. humiliation: gm pala vs bm sorc!

:rofl: :D :rofl:

This post was edited by Lizzytunes on Sep 11 2016 12:50pm
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Sep 11 2016 01:39pm
check this out: one of those rats agreed to dueling "Kirito" priv. "BMR" (*hammer), fully flegded oak tele hdin vs hybrid "Kirito. watch!

he...



...lost...



...and ragequit!



remember, "Kirito" cant tele and is charger / smiter, with 9k hammers just as backup. yes, that was enough to rape "BMR". since he quit at 3:1 without saying a word and went offline, I guess this is "Kirito" vs "BMR" 5:0. t4d!

This post was edited by Lizzytunes on Sep 11 2016 01:44pm
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Sep 11 2016 02:21pm
right after the duel, rat's madness reached its pinnacle! watch (yes, "BMR" is one of them, now hes playing on "DLL"):



they also claimed tonight's duel: "Kirito" vs "BMR" (see post above this one) did never happen... theres some mental disorder involved I guess :)

This post was edited by Lizzytunes on Sep 11 2016 02:25pm
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Sep 13 2016 12:53pm
hello folks! today, my pala "Kirito" encountered UKIP @ jsp ( barb "BUK", *Missile) and his team of rats: nec "DLL" (*Glitch) and pala "HammerNation" (*pain3). no surprise, these guys play D2 24/7 - whenever I join a game, there they are. anyway, back to topic...

they tried to bm "Kirito". the barb and hammerdin made it to town surprisingly well (they kept a safe distance though and chickened after one hit, fear dominated their actions) - nec "DLL" was not as lucky



bear witness to "Kirito" vs "DLL": 5 - 0. do I have to mention he used amp and prisons vs no-tele "Kirito"? and had barb backing him up! poor "HammerNation" had chickened and was out of the game for a while due to fullbug :D



and thats all folks!

:rofl: :D :rofl:

This post was edited by Lizzytunes on Sep 13 2016 12:56pm
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Sep 15 2016 01:08pm
guys, know what? UKIP @ jsp (the supporter of"UKIP" political party, plz google that if youre not from UK!) now plays a paladin (black guy!) - shopped and botted ofc. his name is "Calli" (*calli), and hes a LV 98 hdin . rat UKIP used barb bo from "BUK" and merc, he would never dare playing a GM 1v1 vs my "Kirito"! so I got myself a team as well... :D



its so sad... but also very funny... "UKIP" tried joder style vs me (want me to teach you how to play hdin, UKIP? pm me, 1hour ingame lesson for you = 1000FG only - or keep losing) and died when "Kirito" was easily back to town full hp... :D

:rofl: :D :rofl:

This post was edited by Lizzytunes on Sep 15 2016 01:26pm
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Sep 15 2016 02:03pm
tired of UKIP @ jsp, Stinkyweed @ jsp getting rekt by my "Kirito"? heres some thing else. baalparty, some scandinavian language... who cares. they tried bming in party:



didnt work (yeah, "Calli" (UKIP @ jsp) had declared hostility to me as well - not to the party, that lousy barb bo abusing coward. he was unable to deal any dmg, though) :D



if they had been real life food, i were full till 2017! :D

:rofl: :D :rofl:

This post was edited by Lizzytunes on Sep 15 2016 02:09pm
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Sep 17 2016 10:24am
one more for "Calli" (*calli), the botted LV 98 hdin of UKIP @ jsp. 15k hammer dmg, hoto oak, 125 fcr, teleport - vs "Kirito", my 10k hammer dmg 75 fcr hybrid no-tele pala. oh, I almost forgot, UKIP's mate "Madboy" (*umad), LV 98 botted barb, tried to assist (save?) "Calli"

party dissolved, my big team s/s were too annoying for the rat club! hostility's obvious though



LV 98 hdin + LV 98 barb vs LV 94 hybrid pala:



sayonara - barb "Madboy" at least managed to run for Akara at 10% hp, so he did better than "Calli"



:rofl: :D :rofl:

This post was edited by Lizzytunes on Sep 17 2016 10:36am
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