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#141
Sep 10 2016 08:07am
what a day... "coldplay" (most likely Stinkyweed @ jsp) got rekt hard and returned on LV 96 nec "DLL" (*Glitch). some nasty bm curses and prisons incoming!
"Kirito" vs "DLL", BM duel (we so love decrepify!)
now, thats what we call...
...humiliation
GAME OVER
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#142
Sep 10 2016 08:48am
one more for Stinkyweed @ jsp - he not only got that horrid blizz sorc "coldplay" and nec "DLL", but also a javazon called "Shopbot" (*T4T). after I had slapped "DLL" again, he attacked "Kirito" using farcast, then auto-chickened after one charge (you can see him exit the game on the s/s below)
how low can a rat be. I wish I could provide a video of that amazon's wannabe assault, but for now, you have to trust me... that guy is so sad
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#143
Sep 10 2016 09:23am
"WhatsForDinner" (*councilmember, prolly UKIP @ jsp or some other rat mate of Stinkyweed) joins in. meanwhile, Stinkyweed chickened to playing a LV 99 botted joderdin ("HammerNation", *pain3, most likely bought). "DLL" got rekt more than 10 times by "Kirito", so I understand his frustration...
this one doesnt even feature a kill, but reveals alot about the rat's attitude. who needs baba bo?
he needs baba bo!
This post was edited by Lizzytunes on Sep 10 2016 09:51am
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#144
Sep 11 2016 12:37pm
daily update! same rats, some new chars... this time they tried with fire sorc "FlameShooter" (*Killa2). "Attack" rat barb boed the sorc but it didnt help vs hotspurs on "Kirito" ofc
rat party raging ("fake pictures"? what the hell is fake about these)
RIP "FlameShooter", full rage included!
he cried "abs", but I posted earlier: Kirito cant even wear absorb items (apart from one raven ring vs cold) cuz his stats are dependant on the str / dex of a rare ring + raven all time. humiliation: gm pala vs bm sorc!
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#145
Sep 11 2016 01:39pm
check this out: one of those rats agreed to dueling "Kirito" priv. "BMR" (*hammer), fully flegded oak tele hdin vs hybrid "Kirito. watch!
he...
...lost...
...and ragequit!
remember, "Kirito" cant tele and is charger / smiter, with 9k hammers just as backup. yes, that was enough to rape "BMR". since he quit at 3:1 without saying a word and went offline, I guess this is "Kirito" vs "BMR" 5:0. t4d!
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#146
Sep 11 2016 02:21pm
right after the duel, rat's madness reached its pinnacle! watch (yes, "BMR" is one of them, now hes playing on "DLL"):
they also claimed tonight's duel: "Kirito" vs "BMR" (see post above this one) did never happen... theres some mental disorder involved I guess
This post was edited by Lizzytunes on Sep 11 2016 02:25pm
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#147
Sep 13 2016 12:53pm
hello folks! today, my pala "Kirito" encountered UKIP @ jsp ( barb "BUK", *Missile) and his team of rats: nec "DLL" (*Glitch) and pala "HammerNation" (*pain3). no surprise, these guys play D2 24/7 - whenever I join a game, there they are. anyway, back to topic...
they tried to bm "Kirito". the barb and hammerdin made it to town surprisingly well (they kept a safe distance though and chickened after one hit, fear dominated their actions) - nec "DLL" was not as lucky
bear witness to "Kirito" vs "DLL": 5 - 0. do I have to mention he used amp and prisons vs no-tele "Kirito"? and had barb backing him up! poor "HammerNation" had chickened and was out of the game for a while due to fullbug
and thats all folks!
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#148
Sep 15 2016 01:08pm
guys, know what? UKIP @ jsp (the supporter of"UKIP" political party, plz google that if youre not from UK!) now plays a paladin (black guy!) - shopped and botted ofc. his name is "Calli" (*calli), and hes a LV 98 hdin . rat UKIP used barb bo from "BUK" and merc, he would never dare playing a GM 1v1 vs my "Kirito"! so I got myself a team as well...
its so sad... but also very funny... "UKIP" tried joder style vs me (want me to teach you how to play hdin, UKIP? pm me, 1hour ingame lesson for you = 1000FG only - or keep losing) and died when "Kirito" was easily back to town full hp...
This post was edited by Lizzytunes on Sep 15 2016 01:26pm
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#149
Sep 15 2016 02:03pm
tired of UKIP @ jsp, Stinkyweed @ jsp getting rekt by my "Kirito"? heres some thing else. baalparty, some scandinavian language... who cares. they tried bming in party:
didnt work (yeah, "Calli" (UKIP @ jsp) had declared hostility to me as well - not to the party, that lousy barb bo abusing coward. he was unable to deal any dmg, though)
if they had been real life food, i were full till 2017!
This post was edited by Lizzytunes on Sep 15 2016 02:09pm
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#150
Sep 17 2016 10:24am
one more for "Calli" (*calli), the botted LV 98 hdin of UKIP @ jsp. 15k hammer dmg, hoto oak, 125 fcr, teleport - vs "Kirito", my 10k hammer dmg 75 fcr hybrid no-tele pala. oh, I almost forgot, UKIP's mate "Madboy" (*umad), LV 98 botted barb, tried to assist (save?) "Calli"
party dissolved, my big team s/s were too annoying for the rat club! hostility's obvious though
LV 98 hdin + LV 98 barb vs LV 94 hybrid pala:
sayonara - barb "Madboy" at least managed to run for Akara at 10% hp, so he did better than "Calli"
This post was edited by Lizzytunes on Sep 17 2016 10:36am
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