all my quotes!
Quote (Fatty999 @ Jun 16 2013 02:18am)
One time in the winter, it was cold & my cat likes to sleep under the blanket with me on really cold winter nights. I farted a really good one & gave her a dutch oven till she started clawing my arm that was trapping her in.
Quote (Fatalysm @ Jun 17 2013 11:47pm)
Welcome. Remember to post pictures of yourself and act like you're a grandmother on a computer. Have a nice day Quote (penoyman @ Dec 29 2013 09:13am)
let's play yoyo while on yolo
mah swagger is not your solo
but I am the pride of all puchacho
Quote (Diutinus @ Aug 5 2013 07:28pm)
I wasn't saying fist fuck her mouth, fist fuck her cunt.
Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Aug 6 2013 02:31am)
Wraps, you still remain just the best example of humanity ever. If aliens showed up tomorrow and told me that they were going to destroy us all unless we could prove that we were a decent species, I would totally tell them to go to your house.
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Quote (Diutinus @ Aug 6 2013 02:32am)
He'd drink a forty with them
Quote (Meepasaur @ Aug 10 2013 01:10am)
You are just amazing. Every time I look at you it gives me warm fuzzy feelings inside. You are the love of my life; my soul mate. I don't know where I would be without you. You complete me, you make me whole. I would give up everything for you. I would die for you. If I had 15 fg I would spend it on this topic title (I wouldn't do that for anyone else!) You are my one true love. I am eternally yours...I love you wraps. 
Quote (RandomLostGuy @ Aug 5 2013 02:41am)
punch her in the slut.
Quote (Norad777 @ Aug 27 2013 06:39pm)
Multis are just a myth created to scare children, like the Boogeyman or Micheal Jackson.
i don't want to lose this either!
+1'd so hard and came home and +1'd again, then went to poop with the lady out front, who was naked with her sister, who was horny, but wanted her to +1 more! I love penis shaped cucmbers in pies filled with dicks, 'n' whip cream, with cherries on top, on top of a dead robot hooker, that said to his mother, "I want a oil change, to fix the magical mainboard fuzzylogic," and apparently they put bananas in.. my rib cage! To make a nice bag of: Peanut butter cookies! That I put in your fish tank and smelled it, and dealt it with extra onions, and extra mayo, with black pepper on my blood.
The sword entered the stone of Excalibur's legendary sword, but then the Blacksmith Charsi said: "Need a repair?" Had no gold, sold some armors. Go gamble some? Waste of time! Gambled an SOJ, back in 2001. I was twenty-one; Twenty-one SOJs gambled on BK band in the middle of the cow-level.
We jerked off with cow king, and snowballed miss the tree by weed addicts! And fire fighters helmets that were big as weed nuggets that we ate, then puked up! Because of the deadly deadly water that ate up all the women that were standing by: Chuck Norris!!
The end, was not near, by the monkey, had released more monkies into the lady's very red undergarments! They were red, bloody red penises, so bloody red!
Ham and eggs, in my bed. AHHHHHHHHHHH! ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! I run fearfully into the strip-club, and stripper zombies! Were the ladies, that killed each other, in the kitchen, with objects like: Forks, knives, and phallical shaped objects. Colored neon green, raspberry, strawberry, blackberry, and were blueberry flavored too!
Swollen mushroom trip... And then she, going down my sweet tender little cum soaked throat, that has herpes, from taking mushrooms, off someone's mouth, within a circus, FULL OF ZOMBIE-BEARS!!! In pink dresses, that were cursed with cute butts, and big boobs!!! Did nothing to me.
Moo moo moo! "That's Diablo too," said the cow, from Dallas, Texas; That liked to magic find all night, with people like.. Who I married! That made me who I am. I just noticed, A ZOMBIE COW! Smoked 3 blunts, in the morning. The cow POOPED! And then there were more blunts to be passed around the farm. With a "sour microphone," I screamed: "BLUNTS!!" With big buns, and matching hot-dogs, with extra mustard, and nacho cheese on my balls.
Then I ate mom's spaghetti and it tasted like great Grandmother's spaghetti! *Bling blang, BLAOW!* Made it epic. Check raise in, big game but: I got your food but it was magnificent CRAP! Cattle mootilations are better than strawberry flavored bananas with onion rings and Frank's hot sauce! It's also good with: Ranch dressing, mixed with Frank's hot sauce, and fried chicken, with a side of: Hickory smoked bacon, cooked in a: Dead hooker's cunt (wiped down first, after getting wet, and done anally, with a pistol).
Pulling the trigger: Rest in peace, my dear love. I once knew that you would hit me up when you could. "The end" is not yet finished you fool!! Oops, my bad..
"You evil crab!" Someone said, from Krusty Crab. Plankton ran far! "What'd you say to my friend, "Plankton the Huntress?"" The reply: "He was there for a smelly ding-dong, and a large dog covered in mustard."; ""What the fuck?!" Said the dog, who sat on the huge cactus and bled from the wound that had came from playing Rugby outside, inside a quarry.
"The END," but 't'was a lie! Because the forces were butt strong! "Close the thread please," said the Yarn-maker, to his goat. "Moon Fifth race" was his name. Night time driving was his game, but he still swallowed that pill, which made him act kind of weird...