Lenochka, kak vu? ya posle pesaha nachinau delat' giur haridi...navernoe o4en' ponadobitsya tvoya podderjka! da eshe, nyjo polnost'u garderob menyat', daje ne znau gde zakypat'sya!!!

Sorry, i don't speak english

same here

Lenochka (=Name), how are you? i've just been getting pubic hair recently.. it seems like i'm going to be a man! i'm so scared and that i have to shave my balls from now on!! what if it'll get itchy?!?!

Меня одного уже заебали эти plz translate?

Lenochka, how are you? After Pesah (Passover - Jewish holiday) I'm starting to perform Giur (Jewish rite of passage) on haridi (I'm guessing that's a name? Or some weird jewish shit I don't know about)... your support will probably be in dire need. Also, the wardrobe will need to change completely, I don't even know where to go shopping!

Sounds like someone's gonna get their foreskin chopped off...

lol Бля да не то слово ) нахер они вообще нужны )

нет, вас таких двое

лол ) Просто нахер вообще переводить, есть гугл, и другая херь, да и не понятно то ли муж ревнивый амер захотел проверить то ли что, ну не гандоны ли)?

translit i krivonapissanij text googlom ne perevoditsa