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про программеров, юзающих Visual Studio .Net (т.е. почти всех современных)
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У начальства в моей конторе появилось новое правило "4+4". Это значит, что для успешной работы наших проектов, на компьютере заказчика должен быть установлен процессор 4 Ггц + 4 Гига оперативки. Поскольку процессор в 4 Ггц еще не продается, это универсальная отмазка, почему наши программы тормозят на 3.2 Ггц + 4 Гига RAM . Вот как только появится процессор с частотой 4 Ггц, все будет летать! Заказчики верят. Мы работаем под .NET
это не шутка. реал.
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про программеров, юзающих Visual Studio .Net (т.е. почти всех современных)
это не шутка. реал.


самый пиздец, что такое подобное можно увидеть не только в россии
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http://drfun.bloganzeiger.de/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/chatroulette_01.jpg
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http://drfun.bloganzeiger.de/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/chatroulette_01.jpg
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Lyrics: wake up in the mornin feelin like a slut (what up bitch?)
grab the longest object i can find and shove it up my butt
before i leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of cum
'cause all the boys i have sex with ejaculate inside the bottle, do you want some?

i'm takin two guys in both my holes, holes
do you like my slutty clothes, clothes
do you think i'm over exposed, posed
drop my top, lick on my tits
i'm too hott to shave my pits
i'll even give you head when i'm taking a shit.

(Chorus)
cumshot, make it hot
time to make that bed rock all night
fuck me right, fuck me until the morning light
My clits hot so don't stop
you better whip out your cock like
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
cumshot, make it hot
time to make that bed rock all night
fuck me right, fuck me until the morning light
My clits hot so don't stop
you better whip out your cock like
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Aint got no knowledge in my brain, but got plenty of dick
i got medicine in my pocket 'cause i suck till i'm sick
and all the dudes are lining up lookin to plow me real good
but i bang 'em all at once, just like a real slut would

i'm talkin
errybody in my butt, butt
let me bust your nut, nut
oh my god i'm sucha slut, slut
now, now - i'm drinkin till i pass out,out
and my period shuts me down, down
period shuts me down, down
my period shuts me down, down

(Chorus x2)

you get me drunk
you lay me down
you put your dick inside me
with my hands up
you fuck me rough
the best potion is doggy

you get me drunk
you lay me down
you put your dick inside me
with my hands up
you fuck me rough
the best potion is doggy
and the sex don' stop until i finish

(Chorus x2)

oh my god, oh my god i am sucha slut!

This post was edited by Venon on May 26 2010 10:32am
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