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Aug 13 2009 04:27am
i know boyan i t.d.
no menya ulibnulo

You know you're addicted to d2 when you need a ride home, and ask someone to make a tp.
You know you're addicted to d2 when your late for class, and your teacher asks why, you tell them your maphack wouldnt open.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you run over something, you immediatly stop the car and check to see if it had any rare drops.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you move to a farm, just to do cow runs.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you refer to your dresser as a stash.
You know you're addicted to d2 when someone steals your lunch, you follow them around all day telling people he/she is a scammer.
You know you're addicted to d2 when your teacher gives you a text book and you say, "I cant use this yet".
You know you're addicted to d2 when u see a $20 on the ground, u go for it but someone else gets it 1st and you yell, "GDAMN PICKIT"
You know you're addicted to D2 when you jump out of the bushes to scare an old lady to death and shout: "haha tppkd noob"!!
You know you're addicted to d2 when you get in a fight and lose and say, "Gdamn LAGG".
You know you're addicted to d2 when you buy something at a store and ask them, "is it legit".
You know you're addicted to d2 when you enter class room and start screaming, "PP" "PP"
You know you're addicted to d2 when a earthquake approaches, you shout "WOOOT DIABLO WALKS THE EARTH"
You know you're addicted to d2 when a guy holds a modified gun at you and say, "lol noob no hacked items allowed"!!
You know you're addicted to d2 when ur running in the house with a balloon on the head telling ur family u got an energy shield.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you dad gives you a butter knife and you say, "HAHA noob weapon"
You know you're addicted to D2 when you see a child whining about something and you say, "cry more please"
You know you're addicted to d2 when you go to a jewelry store and ask if they sell sojs, and then you offer fg!!
You know you're addicted to d2 when you get in a fight and say "hold on let me bo".
You know your addicted to computer in general, when you say "rofl" and you actually are.
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Aug 13 2009 05:39am
Quote (partypoker @ Thu, Aug 13 2009, 10:27am)
i know boyan i t.d.
no menya ulibnulo

You know you're addicted to d2 when you need a ride home, and ask someone to make a tp.
You know you're addicted to d2 when your late for class, and your teacher asks why, you tell them your maphack wouldnt open.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you run over something, you immediatly stop the car and check to see if it had any rare drops.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you move to a farm, just to do cow runs.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you refer to your dresser as a stash.
You know you're addicted to d2 when someone steals your lunch, you follow them around all day telling people he/she is a scammer.
You know you're addicted to d2 when your teacher gives you a text book and you say, "I cant use this yet".
You know you're addicted to d2 when u see a $20 on the ground, u go for it but someone else gets it 1st and you yell, "GDAMN PICKIT"
You know you're addicted to D2 when you jump out of the bushes to scare an old lady to death and shout: "haha tppkd noob"!!
You know you're addicted to d2 when you get in a fight and lose and say, "Gdamn LAGG".
You know you're addicted to d2 when you buy something at a store and ask them, "is it legit".
You know you're addicted to d2 when you enter class room and start screaming, "PP" "PP"
You know you're addicted to d2 when a earthquake approaches, you shout "WOOOT DIABLO WALKS THE EARTH"
You know you're addicted to d2 when a guy holds a modified gun at you and say, "lol noob no hacked items allowed"!!
You know you're addicted to d2 when ur running in the house with a balloon on the head telling ur family u got an energy shield.
You know you're addicted to d2 when you dad gives you a butter knife and you say, "HAHA noob weapon"
You know you're addicted to D2 when you see a child whining about something and you say, "cry more please"
You know you're addicted to d2 when you go to a jewelry store and ask if they sell sojs, and then you offer fg!!
You know you're addicted to d2 when you get in a fight and say "hold on let me bo".
You know your addicted to computer in general, when you say "rofl" and you actually are.


Ne, et ne boyan, eto MEGA boyan :)
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Aug 14 2009 03:38pm
[img]You know you're addicted to d2 when ur running in the house with a balloon on the head telling ur family u got an energy shield.[/img]


я обычно это делаю! старо :)
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Aug 15 2009 12:52pm
You know you're addicted to d2 when you move to a farm, just to do cow runs.

Почему бы нет?
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Aug 15 2009 12:59pm
Quote (yarik91 @ Sat, Aug 15 2009, 06:52pm)
You know you're addicted to d2 when you move to a farm, just to do cow runs.

Почему бы нет?


я бегал, там эксп мало
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Aug 15 2009 01:02pm
Ты по пьяне не пробовал корову опрокинуть? Круче любого коровника в д2 :)
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Aug 16 2009 04:23am
Quote (yarik91 @ Sat, Aug 15 2009, 07:02pm)
Ты по пьяне не пробовал корову опрокинуть? Круче любого коровника в д2 :)


о, спасибо, попробую обязательно, на даче как раз коровы недалеко от меня пасутся~~
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Aug 16 2009 04:25am
Quote (drunk. @ Sun, Aug 16 2009, 10:23am)
о, спасибо, попробую обязательно, на даче как раз коровы недалеко от меня пасутся~~


Eto xorowo delat' s odnim ili dvym9 dryziami... Vse troe razgon9ytsa i pixayt korovy sboky :) Samaya gara nachinaetsa kogda korova konkretno razozlitsa ;)
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Aug 16 2009 04:45am
Quote (yarik91 @ Sun, Aug 16 2009, 10:25am)
Eto xorowo delat' s odnim ili dvym9 dryziami... Vse troe razgon9ytsa i pixayt korovy sboky :) Samaya gara nachinaetsa kogda korova konkretno razozlitsa ;)


я уже знаю кого запрячь на это дело~~ надо будет план составить
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